Tittie Recon

When a male surreptitiously checks out a female's breasts.

Bruce: Did you see the boobs on that blonde?

Gary: Hell yes!!! I was doing some major tittie recon!!

by TWA tea July 21, 2017

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Titties So Big You Gotta House Them

When the titties so ginormous you gotta house them for national safety.

Man 1: Yo, you check out Monique?
Man 2: Yeah Fam, titties so big you gotta house them.

by Rotitterie Chicken November 30, 2018

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Licker Tittie

A womans lactating breast who went drinking the night before and still has alcohol remaining in her breast milk.

I was sucking on my pregnant girlfriends nipple last night and totally got a taste of her licker tittie.

by Cpdcrsdrii August 18, 2009

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A derogatory adjective usually accompanied by vapid, fake, or stupid, and followed by bimbo. May be directed toward a woman (or twink) who is considered both fake and dull. Generally, blonde actresses, often porn stars, who cannot carry on a conversation for the memory span of a goldfish nor perform their job exceedingly well.

Person #1: Oh my god! Megan Fox is sooo fucking hot.

Person #2: That rubber-titted, plastic, airhead-of-an-actress?

by lesbionix June 29, 2010

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Carolina Titty Fuck

1. A soda drink and vodka mixture of Mountain Dew, Cheerwine (a famous drink found in North Carolina) and Vodka. Simply it is two shots of the preferred drink, and one of the other two. Mix with ice and serve.

2. Receiving a titty fuck in the Carolinas.

1. Can I use a generic a generic cherry drink for a Carolina Titty Fuck? No, that makes the titties all old and veiny...

2. While visiting my friend in N.C. I went to a biker bar, picked up a hot chick with DD tits and she gave me a Carolina Titty Fuck.

by DPInthemorning March 18, 2011

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