race clickbaiting

Media-hyping of racially charged content in order to increase ad revenue.

The Huffington Post is using the Ferguson protests for race clickbaiting.

by dustsceawung August 23, 2014

adventure race

A race involving combination of two or more disciplines, usually including orienteering and navigation, cross-country running, mountain biking, paddling and/or climbing and related rope skills. Adventure racing is classically a co-ed team sport. Nonetheless, many races now permit "teams" of 1 to 5 persons, single-sex or co-ed, and sometimes include age-based categories.

Team phart.us is the best adventure racing team of all time! They don't finish last in adventure races, and they drink heavily the night before!

by Phart July 19, 2006

Elephant racing

The act of big rig semi-trucks slowly passing each other on the freeway, obstructing private motorists and substantially slowing the overall speed of traffic.

German origin.

My commute took forty minutes longer than expected because all of the damn elephant racing.

by connorology March 21, 2017

Navi-racing

the process by which one deducts minutes off the arrival time of the pronounced time on a Global Positioning System

I was navi-racing so hard and got here in 5 minutes less than my GPS told me I would!

by Ohyessh69 October 23, 2011

Link race

A link race is an event held when a topic is mentionned by at least two parties without exact knowledge of the topic.
When the link race is declared, both participants must race the Internet to find the single most relevant link in the shortest time possible.

-You know that book about superheroes?
-Marvel Encyclopedia?
-I'm not sure....
-Link Race!

by carignan.boy October 7, 2009

Two-raced

When your one race on the outside and another on the Inside. When people judge you by your looks before they meet you and when they met you your totally the opposite of the stereotype of the race they thought you were. When everything you do or say is related to the race that is within you. When you feel like crap because you feel stuck in someone Elses body.

Malik: That black girl is so Two-Raced, got accepted into Havard, and all she wears is PINK Yoga Ulimate Pants, UGGS, and a black Northface.... She also listens to Katy Perry And is obsessed with Starbucks
Devin:Wow....

by People At School April 10, 2015

knobstacle race

A mad dash to relieve scattered pornography and/or sexual paraphernalia on hearing the unexpected early arrival of one's wife or girlfriend.

I thought the wife was going to be with her sister till next Friday, but she came home while I was knocking one off over her old Vogues. Jesus Christ, what a knobstacle race that was.

by Keith Boot May 25, 2007