pulling the porpoise

to masturbate

I had some down time at work today, so I went into the women's bathroom and started pulling the porpoise.

by xxmetoxx November 5, 2009

Pullin the Guerrerro

the act of masturbating in an unusual place where people think you might be gay

Backstory:
(a freshman at my school was jerkin off in the boys locker rooms after p.e.)

person 1: whats that sound man?
Person 2: oh thats just brandon pullin the guerrerro in the bathroom stall....in the boys locker room

by murphman217 November 15, 2011

Pulling the douche cord

Like pulling the ejector seat, only for a douche.

That dude is so stupid. I think we should be pulling the douche cord.

by roxyboboxy December 16, 2011

pulling the joystick

The act of sexual asphyxiation.

Richard loves sitting in his room pulling the joystick

by Geophrax May 9, 2017

pulling the johnson

The act of masturbating.

Did you see Justin pulling the johnson behind the school?

by SnekkySnek January 27, 2018

PULLING THE FATTEST GUERTO

When someone decides to cuck you out of doing something that you wanted to do ,yet he decided to go of to do it with randoms.

John:Yo Ben did you hear what Chad did.
Ben: hey what did he do?
John:He pulled PULLING THE FATTEST GUERTO on our group like it so hard.

by [e-mail] October 5, 2018

Pulling the bow

Archaic, Informal: Flossing hard to bloody your gums to amplify the effects of smoking pot. Think of a bow and arrow.

Friend: Why do you have dental floss in your pocket?

You: That’s because I’ll be pulling the bow before I ride the puff train up to stonerville tonight

by ShangelaWasRobbed December 14, 2019