farmie pork

a farmie pork is when you see a city slicker on farmersonly.com so you gotta shove a pig up your ass to assert your americanism and drive them Ol' City Slickers back on to their religion. The farmie pork is the pig after the butt stuff

John: "Yeah dude I saw me a City Slicker on my here tinder sort app"

Jim: "Did ya show em a good Ol farmie pork stuffin?"

John: "You bet ur sweet ass I did Jim"

Jim: "Just kiss me already nigga"

by FydHoe July 26, 2017

Pork turtle

It’s a turtle with wings and a hotdog as a neck. They fly and appear when you’re high.

Bro I smoked so much I can see pork turtles.

by Aadoog January 31, 2023

Pork Slider

Anal Sex on a sliding board

Dude, you won’t believe it... I think I just saw Jimmy & Ralph pull a Pork Slider.

by Beezer M May 10, 2018

Pork Plane

A phrase to describe a beefy cool kid, who believes they are proper tanking.

Cool Kid #1 "Did you see that Pork Plane over there?"
Cool Kid #2 "Yeh, how could you miss him!"
Cool Kid #1 " I Know, he belives he's proper tanking, Init!"

by Meat Truck June 24, 2008

Pork Twister

When a fat girl gives you a double fisted twisting hand job until you nut all over them sausage fingers.

I took that girl home from the bar last night. You mean that fat chick? Yea braaaaahhh. She gave me the best pork Twister I’ve had yet.

by Eaton Holgoode October 17, 2018

Pork Puss

A tight little chubby pussy.

She pulled her panties to the side and gave me a glimpse of her pork puss.

She had the wettest pork puss.

by Dick Onchin November 17, 2020

Pork Eye

n. a puffy, swollen eye resulting from an infection caused by pressing one's eye against someone's rectum.

"Hey, what's up with your eye?"
"Ah, I've got pork eye; got it yesterday when I was trying to see up Petunia's ass."
"Ew."

by pratchett-fanboy April 17, 2023