Dirty plumber

A dirty plumber is when two gay men or straight couple are preforming anal sex whilst one is constipated and they use there penis as a plunger and unclog there asshole

My boyfriend was constipated so i gave him the old dirty plumber

by Yur_stepbro July 7, 2025

Blood Plumber

A medical doctor.

Don't talk to me about physics, you're a blood plumber.

by The Phrasemint July 8, 2025

Dear Pesky Plumbers

How you should start every letter from now on.

Dear Pesky Plumbers, the party poopers and I, have taken over Urban Dictionary! The lewd definitions are now a permanent guest at one of my seven Webster hotels! I dare you to copy, cut, and paste them if you can!

by ¯\_ت_/¯ January 24, 2025

Alaskan plumber

The Alaskan plumber is when your bent over looking to see inside a glory hole in a Walmart bathroom stall when all of a sudden a 7 hundred pound African American woman walks up behind you and states “your pale white ass crack is hanging out” then what you once believed to be a woman pulls down its pants and you see a 2 foot penis. The now man proceeds to pin to against the wall face first using only stomach fat and fucks you un-lubbed for the next three hours while live streaming it. You become a media star for public embarrassment for the rest of you life

Julian: Yo Travis I kind for enjoyed that Alaskan plumber last Monday

Travis: Do you do it every time now?
Julian: yeah you should go try it out

Travis: okay but you cannot let Kyra figure out

Julian: Man you won’t want her no more after that gravitational pull get you too!!!

by RomainPaul February 20, 2025

plumber's rack

The anterior equivalent of plumber's crack, commonly focusing on the chestacle area. Gender-neutral

"Damn did you see that plumber's rack? They are packing some mommy milkers!"

by PDF File Joe November 24, 2021

plumber

Any member of any team in the National Basketball Association who is lacking the requisite athleticism one might usually expect from a hoopster who is earning a salary that could feed a third-world nation. The term is derived from the NBA's "plumber's era" (1988-1995) when expansion teams diluted the talent pool in such a manner that fans would complain that perhaps these ballers were not pulled from blueblood college programs or elite overseas leagues, but rather the owners were attempting to pass-off (no pun intended) members of a blue-collar profession such as plumbing as actual star performers.

You can't blame LeBron James for not winning more rings than Michael Jordan, he always had to carry a team full of plumbers!

by Simon Trinculo June 14, 2023

red plumber

The guy from nintendo

Broken heart- I mean toilet get the red plumber

by Leonardo da PLUMBER June 15, 2023