Fart Mask

When wearing tight clothing and farting, you may swing your arms in such a manner that forces the fart out of your collar or hood. bystanders may think your face has just farted and you will carry around a mask of fart for seconds to minutes

guy 1: *farts, stretches arms and abruptly brings arms back to sides, fart emits from collar

girl 1: oh my god! did your face just fart?

guy 2: yea, he'll be walking around with a fart mask for a few...

by sonofluger2 February 20, 2010

Hillbilly Mask

When a female is giving you head remove your penis and act like you are about to give her a facial. Instead of giving her the facial continue to masturbate on her face while removing your dip then slingging it across her face saying, "Gotcha Bitch!"

"Yeah, I gave that girl a hillbilly mask!" (normally followed by a round of intense round of high-fives)

by AlabamaHotPocket69 October 8, 2007

Sewer Mask

The act of spitting the tasty fecal residue of a tossed salad from your mouth onto your significant other's face.

Chris finished eating ate Debbie's ass and promptly gave her a sewer mask.

by Pat Bateman April 26, 2005

Penis Mask

A penis mask is a condom. If is used during intercourse to prevent the wearer from spreading viruses.

You don't want to give anybody that virus! You gotta wear a penis mask! You wear one on your face, wear one on your penis!

by DrewToYou April 28, 2022

Ass Mask

When you want to try something new to bond with your girl, suggest an Ass Mask. Simply apply a face mask to her ass and tell her to “come take a ride, cowgirl!” You’ll both end up feeling silky smooth, calmed and refreshed and your relationship will be stronger than ever!

Chad: Yo shawty, my face feelin’ dry and greasy, hit me up with dat ass mask.
Anyone named Becky: You got it babe, one hot and ready ass mask comin’ up, just go lay down next to Joe
Chad: Who the fuck is Joe
Gamers: 🤬

by BeastialitySupporter September 14, 2019

Neoprene mask

A modern breakthrough in winter clothing made for people who would rather be warm and comfortable in the winter. Unfortunately, most prefer not to wear it in public because people can't stand things that are different. So they would rather head in arctic conditions with the whole body well dressed except for their unmasked face and complain that the cold and wind are crippling and painful.

Technically, it's a scarf that's ACTUALLY DESIGNED to be easy to wear, ergonomical, tight and effective. It is just long enough so you can wrap it around your face and velcro tie it at the back of your neck. It's neoprene for the face and plush fleece for the neck protection and interior. So, it's freaking windproof, waterproof and comfy. As a whole, it's a high tech beauty that makes you look badass (especially with snow goggles on), anticonformist and free from peer pressure.

-Oh look at the guy with the neoprene mask. It's minus 20 degrees outside but he'll still practice jogging like it's summer! Talk about a boss, bro!

by attackyofme May 2, 2012

The Masked Weasel

When a girl covers her face to prevent cum from getting in her eyes. (Often used when girl has openly discussed her dislike of facials.)

Mariah: Last night Steve tried to give me a facial!

Claire: Did you protect your eyes with The Masked Weasel?

Mariah: You know I did! I hate it when cum gets in my eyes!

by Studyhallbuddies April 20, 2010