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caressed by the devil

opposite of being touched by an angel, when you take a shit so messy and disgusting it gets all over your ass and anus.
"Oh my god, I was caressed by the devil last night. It wasn't pretty."
by PandaBear000 November 25, 2011
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What you say to all the little 12 year old "sceney emo" losers trying to take over Vans Warped Tour.
Because all they listen to is pussy scermo bands.
12 year old scene kid: OMG and she was like and then he was like...

Regular Warper: Sweet braugh dude! You gonna go tour with the Devil Wears Prada?!?!

12 year old scene kid: Fuck yeah!!

Regular Warper: Haha dumbass loser.

Then the whole place laughs at the dumbass 12 year old scene kid.
by Nyxie September 26, 2010
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Hold The Devil Accountable

To blame a non-existent entity for all of your actions or failures.
Example 1)

Jim: "Who is Bob going to making a scapegoat for being 5 weeks behind on the project that he's been ignoring?"

Sarah: "No idea but I'm sure he'll hold the devil accountable."

Example 2)

Bill: "Tiger Woods really held the devil accountable yesterday in his apology."

Ted: "I know it's such a shame that a great athlete like Tiger would be afflicted with a condition as terrible as 'sex addiction'"
by im.thatoneguy June 22, 2010
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Ringing the devil’s door bell

Female equivalent to pocket pool or playing with ones self with a hand in there pocket
Why does Madison have her hand in her pocket while working?

Oh you know her she’s just ringing the devil’s door bell
by Genny69 December 2, 2020
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Shake hands with the devil

To point percy at the porcelein...which is to urinate...or to masturbate...or if you feel so inclined to do both at the same time
Hey i need to excuse myself as i need to desperately shake hands with the devil
by Blakey-Snakey May 31, 2018
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Punch the Devil

Literally, the sound made when one punches Satan, or a Satan-esque figure, in the face.
by Jeff February 18, 2004
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the devil's horn

the devil's horn is this nonsense?
by Sexydimma March 7, 2021
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