Thanos ass

When your ass gets smacked so hard the bruises turn purple.

Sally: Why can't you sit down?

Me: my boyfriend Thanos assed me and the pain is unbearable

by ChadTheRadDad May 28, 2019

Thanos Snapper

Thanos snapper is a hard purple dick of thanos of avengers

Thanos snapper slapped her across the face.

by Purple dick June 6, 2020

Thanos the jackass

he is me when im high

"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" Im crazy Thanos the jackass

by evan.floden May 15, 2019

Thanos balls

big sexy purple zesty squid sacks that are typically wrinkly and saggy, and are known to attract and penetrate people of both genders.

1: omg did you see Thanos balls on that sex magazine?
2: you mean his big sexy purple zesty squid sacks? Oh yess!

by Mr. McNugget April 21, 2022

thanos truck

the most op thanos of all in all realms, and will destroy his opponent in one snap

THANOS TRUCK: did u hear about those truck battle? yeah he won with a snap right dude?

by LedgendŻ March 13, 2019

Dirty Thanos

when someone sticks a rubber duck into peanut butter and then up their gf's ass while squeezing it repeatedly .

I was bored so i pulled a Dirty Thanoswith my gf last night

by Siriuslyfkinswag June 18, 2021

Thanos Snap

To perform a "Thanos snap" or to have a "Thanos snap" performed is to reduce something by half.

Human1: Hey, did you know that over the next century global warming is going to give a Thanos snap to all life on earth?
Human2: No I didn't, well that sucks.

by Pancake Knight December 9, 2018