blanket snapper

One who sends a snapchat to all of his or her contacts.

Jules sent me this wicked snap!

Yeah I got the same one, what a blanket snapper!

by Coop Sm1th February 24, 2017

Snapper

A short nap

I’m just gonna take a lil snapper before we go out.

by kasskat February 22, 2019

Red snapper

A methed out subway worker with no teeth who puts nasty shit on your sub and doesn’t take it off then toasts it

That methed out dirty fucker with no teeth and pointy front gums that fucked up my sandwich. Nasty ass red snapper

by Clapped out jeep shiesty May 30, 2022

Snapper flapper

Worn out vagina lips 💋

Hey Shawn, Granny's turd smuggler is so full you can see her brown Snapper flapper when she bends over. I saw it already Cody. And my Big Bird is ready for some spit !!!

by Slobber Bobby April 28, 2024

coochie snapper

Matt

Matt is such a fucking coochie snapper

by Jaysamazingcum November 3, 2019

Cracker snapper

When you give a white dude head and spit his cum on him and snap

Becky gave Allen the Cracker Snapper last night!

by xXMysticMacXx November 26, 2021

The Denise Snapper

When you ride a mans dick so hard that it breaks in half. Somehow causing him to fall in love with you and move in together.

Guy 1 (in obvious pain and discomfort). “If Build Back Better was a penis, it would be mine right now.”

Guy 2 “Ohhhhh shit. Do you know Denise?. Did she give you a The Denise Snapper?”
Guy 1 “Ya man, ya…. I’ve been pissing blood sideways for a week now. Do you remember in history class learning about the “Shot heard round the World” which sparked the Revolutionary War? It was like that, but in modern times we will call it the “Snap heard around the World”, blood everywhere.”
Guy2. “My penis hurts just talking about it. What are you going to do now?”
Guy 1 “Once I’m done icing my penis the next decade, Im going to give her a Cleveland Waffle in retaliation”
Guy 2 “Well played. An eye for an eye”

by BuckFoJiden June 23, 2024