jolly rod

An annoyingly snooty way of saying "penis" that can also be quite funny

I say old chap, would you kindly give my jolly rod a good tickle, eh wot?

No I shan't, for I do not partake in homosexual behaviour. Good day sir.

by Bleat09 August 14, 2011

rod lover

A guy who likes rods up his ass

Hey rod lover you want my rod up your ass

by Slurped buttface September 21, 2023

rod of masculinity

Oriental for hard penis

how is your rod of masculinity feeling right now

by rod of love May 2, 2012

Ivan Rod

Ivan Rod is known for controlling all his hoes and also even other people's hoes.

Breezus: Damn Ivan Rod out here controlling all these hoes on CMC.

Tyler Killion: Don't worry Breezus, Captain Save-a-Hoe is here to stop these hoes from Ivan Rod.

by CMCcontroller July 13, 2016

Rod-a-thon

(v.) The act of having sex multiple times, as fast, fierce, and satisfying as possible. Basically, it's having several awesome quickies.

Pronounced: Rod-a-thon, like Marathon.

Dude, I made Michelle do a rod-a-thon last night, it was so boss.

by Z$mayne March 14, 2010

Bullet Rod

Term for schools in the United States. Like a lightning rod, except for bullets.

Dang dude, isn't your neighborhood pretty dangerous?

Nah I live around the corner from a bullet rod so I don't have to worry about getting shot.

by Wet cardboard May 10, 2018

ride the rod

To climb onto an erection and have sexual intercourse

Hey baby, come ride the rod.

by madam curious December 11, 2013