Link race

A link race is an event held when a topic is mentionned by at least two parties without exact knowledge of the topic.
When the link race is declared, both participants must race the Internet to find the single most relevant link in the shortest time possible.

-You know that book about superheroes?
-Marvel Encyclopedia?
-I'm not sure....
-Link Race!

by carignan.boy October 7, 2009

race doxxing

the act of falsely accusing someone of lying about their race and trying to prove their identity to be a lie. racist people will race dox light skin and/or mixed people of color to justify being racist to them or to ruin the victim's reputation or credibility

"shes not actually a poc, shes white! look at her skin. i also searched her family, found pictures of her from her past schools, and used a burner to get accepted into her twitter pages"
"what the fuck. you do realize race doxxing is racist, right? keep your nose in your cracker business"

by Food Pyramid September 22, 2021

adventure race

A race involving combination of two or more disciplines, usually including orienteering and navigation, cross-country running, mountain biking, paddling and/or climbing and related rope skills. Adventure racing is classically a co-ed team sport. Nonetheless, many races now permit "teams" of 1 to 5 persons, single-sex or co-ed, and sometimes include age-based categories.

Team phart.us is the best adventure racing team of all time! They don't finish last in adventure races, and they drink heavily the night before!

by Phart July 19, 2006

race clickbaiting

Media-hyping of racially charged content in order to increase ad revenue.

The Huffington Post is using the Ferguson protests for race clickbaiting.

by dustsceawung August 23, 2014

Elephant racing

The act of big rig semi-trucks slowly passing each other on the freeway, obstructing private motorists and substantially slowing the overall speed of traffic.

German origin.

My commute took forty minutes longer than expected because all of the damn elephant racing.

by connorology March 21, 2017

knobstacle race

A mad dash to relieve scattered pornography and/or sexual paraphernalia on hearing the unexpected early arrival of one's wife or girlfriend.

I thought the wife was going to be with her sister till next Friday, but she came home while I was knocking one off over her old Vogues. Jesus Christ, what a knobstacle race that was.

by Keith Boot May 25, 2007

Navi-racing

the process by which one deducts minutes off the arrival time of the pronounced time on a Global Positioning System

I was navi-racing so hard and got here in 5 minutes less than my GPS told me I would!

by Ohyessh69 October 23, 2011