Pawsitive procrastination

Derived from "positive procrastination". Positive procrastination is when you put off doing an urgent task by doing less urgent activities (such as cleaning, working out, running errands, ect.). Pawsitive procrastination is like positive procrastination, but specifically using pet care/attention activities to avoid work.

My term paper is due tonight but I am engaged in pawsitive procrastination by taking my dog on an extra walk today.

by Valkling October 9, 2020

Procrastination Masturbation

The act of wasting or poorly using time in order to delay commencement or completion of an important task, duty or job by performing any other menial or cleaning task or utilising nearby equipment/tools, typically within hands reach.

Includes cleaning, watching TV, adjusting the settings of every device you own, polishing the family jewels and creating articles about phrases you intend to quote as excuses later.

Brad Pitt felt like a spot of Procrastination Masturbation, thus put Project Mayhem on hold so he could grow a beard and advertise perfume in black and white.

by Burns Crazysoft February 28, 2013

productive procrastination

what your NOT doing right now!

do your homework you lazy ass

by preacher of the holy church of Sri May 4, 2004

Productive Procrastination

In order to avoid doing something you need to do, you do something else productive.

I use Productive Procrastination when I clean my room instead of starting an English paper.

by Jbodnar13 March 4, 2011

masturbation procrastination

When you throw all your responsibilities out the window and just masturbate.

Damon didn't finish his project until the last minute because he was too busy with masturbation procrastination.

by dddisaster November 29, 2016

Reproductive Procrastination

Mating with the purpose of distracting oneself from the task at hand.

I had this huge paper to write, but I kept putting it off with reproductive procrastination. It' s nine months later now, and I regret not writing my paper.

by Bitchhe'smine December 9, 2016

procrastination pump

Completing an assignment within its final moments with the random surge of adrenaline one receives after massively procrastinating. This outburst of energy often leads to completion of assignments in an incredibly efficient manner.

I thought there was no way I'd finish my homework on time, but then I procrastination pumped my way through it.

by BigTestedCoals November 15, 2015