When one is deprived of an internet connection for an extended period of time and can only enjoy pornography its traditional magazine form
"I just moved and won't have internet for another week. Looks like I'm switching to paper in the meantime."
by Sexy Randal December 19, 2009
Get the Switching to Papermug. When one has a horrificaly messy shit and realises there is no paper, hearby using a paper-saviour to clean themselves up - eg, old train tickets, pages from a book, £10 bills. Not to be confused with paper-saver.
"The night was dark, cold and remote. I had been in this toilet for six minutes now, wondering how I could get myself out of the shitty mess I had made of my arsehole. Then I seen it. A paper-saviour in the form of an old sock, disguarded like it had no purpous on Earth anymore. 'Well it would have one more use now' I thought as I wiped away smiling."
by Martin Hunter May 3, 2006
Get the paper-saviourmug. a small paper about business card thickness that you roll put in the mouth piece end of spliffs/joints so that you can smoke down to the roach without burning your fingers
stoner 1: 'hey man twist that shit up'
stoner 2: 'man you got any kicker paper?'
stoner 1: 'yeah man here's my old mans business card'
stoner 2: 'allllrigggght now we can put a mouth piece on diss spleeeeiiff and blaze it all up'
stoner 2: 'man you got any kicker paper?'
stoner 1: 'yeah man here's my old mans business card'
stoner 2: 'allllrigggght now we can put a mouth piece on diss spleeeeiiff and blaze it all up'
by c.h.man December 31, 2009
Get the kicker papermug. Slang phrase for LSD
Laser refers to Lysergic acid: the precursor in LSD-25
(Laser also refers to the vivid light and sounds that can appear to look and sound like lasers while under the affect of LSD)
Paper refers to the blotter paper in which acid is absorbed into
Laser refers to Lysergic acid: the precursor in LSD-25
(Laser also refers to the vivid light and sounds that can appear to look and sound like lasers while under the affect of LSD)
Paper refers to the blotter paper in which acid is absorbed into
After eating two pieces of laser paper the walls started to move. After eating four pieces I shot lasers from my eyes and finger tips.
The laser paper is your ticket to ride the mind roller coaster.
The laser paper is your ticket to ride the mind roller coaster.
by hitosha May 10, 2011
Get the laser papermug. Having fake or unusable power in an organization. Any orders are usually not followed and the leader is not respected by subordinates. The leader/manager may have power on paper but does not have the ability to influence others. Employees will often ignore their authority.
Refers to how a King that wears a gold crown has legitimate power under God. However instead the crown is fake and flimsy like paper. It can easily fall off or be destroyed.
Refers to how a King that wears a gold crown has legitimate power under God. However instead the crown is fake and flimsy like paper. It can easily fall off or be destroyed.
John may have just gotten promoted but he's wearing a paper crown and it's about to get windy...
John only got promoted because he plays golf with the boss, I just ignore his emails.
The new boss just got hired from outside the company and is a complete moron. Ignore him and just keep doing things the way we were before.
John only got promoted because he plays golf with the boss, I just ignore his emails.
The new boss just got hired from outside the company and is a complete moron. Ignore him and just keep doing things the way we were before.
by HiHelloIsTaken March 23, 2021
Get the Paper Crownmug. by Dankdankdoctor420 April 19, 2018
Get the Paper brokemug. i thought the girl was hot til she turned around and i saw her face. so i pulled out the paper bag and it was all good.
by Lou May 19, 2003
Get the paper bagmug.