Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise

lather each other (you and your partner) up in mayonnaise and spank each other while engaging in amazing sex

Person 1: Hey, I wanna try something new today..
Person 2: What did you have in mind??
Person 1: I wanted to try Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise today..
Person 2: I'll get the mayonnaise!

by MAYONNAISE RUBBER 69 June 11, 2018

mikey's mayonnaise

Cum or sperm from a man named Mikey mixed in with mayonnaise to create a sex lube

I jacked off using Mikey's mayonnaise.

by Mikey Beltz March 1, 2017

member mayonnaise

Member mayonnaise

I was so horny as soon as she touched it I was releasing my member mayonnaise.

by SoulPusher March 25, 2019

Mayonnaise

A creamy condiment made from oil egg yolk and vinegar and lemon juice and various spices, and often an accomplice to sandwiches and salads

Mayonnaise or informally Mayo, A creamy condiment, beloved of all generations, especially among millennials and today’s youth

by Weathercaster1021 March 13, 2021

mayonnaise

Mayonnaise is a food product and an instrument

I put mayonnaise on my fries.

by AStupidPersonOnTheInternet December 10, 2018

bolognese mayonnaise

when you creampie during her period

Beta male: i don't like having sex on her period
Alpha: not a bolognese mayonnaise fan, huh?

by naprimerjanez February 1, 2021

Dip the carrot in the mayonnaise

An alternative way to discreetly refer to sex. In close resemblance with phrases such as "bury the bone".

Man- "Hey there baby, how about you come on over to my house and we can dip the carrot in the mayonnaise".
Woman- Nigga what

by EricShun808 March 16, 2021