Jason

One thicc cheesy boi

Jason was so thicc we ran out of c's

by Jasons boi October 31, 2018

A Jason.

Commonly phrase used to mean don't be a dirty beanie, glasses wearing, rapist looking, peter griffen lookin ass, peppa pigs dad lookin ass nigga. AKA Don't be a fuckup. Or come from Newark. Or claim to have bitches but have zero. And not act like your not fucking your bestfriend or want to.

Him:"Devante's a bitch"
You:"Stop hatting, god bro, don't be A Jason."
Jason:"that fucked up bro I'm right here :("

by RARAGOTADA February 4, 2020

Jason

Jason is a poor guy with a super small dick. Jason's are usually gay.

Oh that's Jason he has a small dick.

Oh look Jason is gay that normal

by OPscer April 10, 2019

Jason

better than prittish as potato god

Oh my god! Look at how many potatoes Prittish has!
Jason has more.

by PowerBlaster October 31, 2019

jason

a elephant plushie san san uses to sleep

san san: jason is nice

mahir: yeet

by self proclaimed fashion icon December 17, 2017

Jason

A Jason is one of the most thoughtful person in the world. If you get to know him you realize that he has multiple sides to him. He is goofy and kind and smart. Jason is hard working and means a lot to a lot of people. His closest friend is scared that he will leave her some day because she is scared she isn’t enough.

Friend: Hi Jasoooon

Jason: Hoi

by Mmmmhhhhhmmmm December 19, 2018

Jason

A Jewish influenced name of a boy from the afterlife.

Jason is a Jew.

by Jasonisajew123 November 25, 2020