testicle hopper

1.Some one who is so smug about the size of their testicles that they practically hop around on them like a hippity hop.

Ex. Person1: oh my god I can't stand chandler talking about how big his testicles are. I'm begging to grow agrovated
Person 2: I know he is such a testicle hopper.

2). Some one who has testiclular cancer so bad that their testicles look like hippity hops.

Ex. Person 1: man Ryan testicles look exactly like those toys I used to bounce as a child
Person2: I know, unfortunately he is a testicle hopper.

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by The lovely testicle hopper January 10, 2014

Clam hopper

Promiscuous butch lesbian that jumps from woman to woman.

Deloris is such a clam hopper!

by Chicken boy 2016 November 12, 2016

Homie hopper

A man (Damien) who hops from homie to homie; dating only people who are friends with eachother

Damien is a major homie hopper he slept with cassy who was friends with alyse- whom he also slept with- who was also friends with lillie-whom he also slept with- who was friends with Andrea-whom he also slept with- I wonder who’s next?

by Cutekitten25 October 29, 2020

lap hopper

A woman who cannot stay single for any length of time. A desperate, thirsty woman with a need to secure a new man before the beds even cold.

That girls a real lap hopper, I don't think she's been single more than an hour.

by Chromecoyote July 7, 2014

Homie hopper

A girl who dates 3 or more guys of the friend group. Also known as Malorie Jester.

Lexus: Who's that??
Elizabeth: That's Malorie Jester. She's a homie hopper. She dated Ethan, William, Dalton, Angelo and now David and they are all best friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Bruh!?!?!?!?!?! November 19, 2018

Jolly hopper

Australian slang word rhyming with Copper (slang for policeman).

" look out there's a jolly hopper" .. "quick hide ,here come the jolly hoppers

by Softail October 3, 2017

Homie Hopper

A girl that dates/hooks up with (hops from one person to another) , where the people they choose to hook-up with are within the same group of friends (homies).

Marenna was dating David , but when he dumped her , she moved on to his cousin Raul ... What a homie hopper !

by ohandraulsdickdontwork November 25, 2019