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She's gonna be walking funny in the morning

When a girl gets screwed so hard that in the morning after she can not walk properly and has to waddle about like an idiot
man i fucked her so hard she's gonna be walking funny in the morning
by Pedro the all mighty January 11, 2011
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The clam’s a little funky

Reference to a smelly and or unclean vagina.
Not tonight babe. The clam’s a little funky.

She pulled down her panties and the smell..... well let’s just say the clam’s a little funky.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
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fungus the chungus

He is a fungus and also a fungus there's not much more to say. Like a fungus he is old and has grandpa-like qualities.
Fungus the chungus what did you do with your baby?
Fungus: "hhhwwwooohhhattt, I yeetused that fetus"
by FungusChungusYeetusfetus May 11, 2019
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funniest person on the couch

A saying when someone is on the couch with at least one more person & truly believes they are the funniest person, but to humble their stance, they mention their physical presence in the room.
Biebs thought he was hilarious, but knowing he had legit competition that night, he claimed himself the funniest person on the couch.
by GlazeHer November 3, 2016
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funniest joke in the world

you.
“dude what’s the funniest joke in the world?” “you.”
by fossil puthay May 6, 2021
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Funkin' it up in the hizzouse

A fart, usually to the effect of producing a tremor higher than 3.0 on the Ricter Scale. Most likely juicy, and could possibly tear a hole in the ass of one's pants.
Got-damn!! Dave's funkin' it up in the hizzouse here!
by SPGLink February 21, 2003
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Funk in the Bunk

A sex move originated at Fordham University involving two guys, one girl, and a bunk bed. One guy sits on the long edge of the bunk with his legs hanging down. The girl then has sex with the guy on the top bunk while hanging her head and body down off the top bunk(she is suspended by the legs which are held down by the top bunk guy) and gives a blow job to the guy on the lower bunk.
"It sucks that we have bunk beds!" "Not when you can funk in the bunk."

Those two guys gave her a little funk in the bunk.

Have you three funked in the bunk?
by Hughes Hall L-Train December 7, 2009
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