Blitz

Getting a girl or boy.

She bad asl bro , I'm bouta blitz.

by Big G from the Bronx March 29, 2017

Blitzed

When one is high out of their mind.

Fuck im so blitzed right now i cant even see

by BDbrad June 17, 2019

blitz

an anger-inducing and luck-based gamemode

Playing blitz pushed me into a mental breakdown.

by andrew4043 August 2, 2021

blitzed

getting sick from something you ate

ts bacon sandwich absolutely blitzed me up vro

by ichibuns October 1, 2025

Blitz Duels

blitz duels used to be a happy and competitive place with easy goals to reach and beat + many guild wars that were absolutely hilarious (crits vs dueling) but now, this shitty gamemode has evolved into a bunch of brain dead armorers and archers spamming blocks, queue dodging for winstreaks (:skullemojix7:) thinking they are good then crying after being raped in real modes. Get Good Kids

#DISCORD, LOBBY, GAME, IRL, URBAN DICTIONARY SNIPED BY DOORNOB (best blitz player no kizzy)
dm - door#0656 on discord for safelist

GET SHIT ON NOOBS
Majadooma/Rulp and hxyan > You and Your Mother.

Long Live 3fi

*points at disabled school bus*
kid - "dad why are those kids on that bus"
dad - "because they play Blitz Duels On The Hypixel Network"

by HenrySimmons51235 July 22, 2022

Blitz

A fucking depressed faggot that deserves to be fucked by James Charles for having a shield that is meant to compensate for his one inch dick that he flashes every time he uses he special and bullshit ability.

Dude im getting rape by James Charles bitch blitz

by Eatthatpussssssy3444445 April 11, 2020

Russian blitz

Slang for jumping into a questionable situation with no planning or preparation, and then taking forever to ultimately accomplish nothing of value

Putin boasts of being able to take Kiev in 2 weeks. Day 908 of the invasion, this is a Russian blitz.

by Enheduanna1 August 20, 2024