1. To lift one's posterior; to elevate the gluteus maximus.
2. (Idiomatic) To take up arms against an oppressive force; to revolt with impunity. Derived from a corruption of the Latin "laese annos," "prolonged revolt."
Note: not to be confused with the idiom "to raze anus," which means "to destroy anus."
2. (Idiomatic) To take up arms against an oppressive force; to revolt with impunity. Derived from a corruption of the Latin "laese annos," "prolonged revolt."
Note: not to be confused with the idiom "to raze anus," which means "to destroy anus."
And what country can preserve its liberties, if its rulers are not warned from time to time, that this people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them raise anus.
by whatwhyareyoureadingmyname May 8, 2011
Get the raise anusmug. When you eat Taco Bell, the intestinal tract heats up, causing the rancid Taco Bell feces to melt into a highly combustible fluid, which is now completely liquified, which is then charged with the anal gases which have been heated into plasma, causing a turbocharged fart to shoot out liquid diarrhea into your pants, in which the Taco Bell diarrhea’s runny state causes the shit to run down your pants, with an intense and potent smell. A term coined and used by the Angry Video Game Nerd.
Guy 1: I suddenly don’t feel good.
Guy 2: I told you not to have that shredded chicken burrito from Taco Bell.
Guy 1: *shits his pants loudly*
Guy 2: OH MY GOD YOU HAVE ANUS GRAVY LEAKING OUT OF YOUR PANTS I FEEL LIKE I AM ABOUT TO PUKE BECAUSE IT SMELLS SO BAD!
Guy 1’s Girlfriend: You just got your anus gravy all over my new white pants! I am breaking up with you!
Guy 1, being unable to withstand the devastating effects of anus gravy, decided to hang himself in the school bathroom the next day.
Guy 2: I told you not to have that shredded chicken burrito from Taco Bell.
Guy 1: *shits his pants loudly*
Guy 2: OH MY GOD YOU HAVE ANUS GRAVY LEAKING OUT OF YOUR PANTS I FEEL LIKE I AM ABOUT TO PUKE BECAUSE IT SMELLS SO BAD!
Guy 1’s Girlfriend: You just got your anus gravy all over my new white pants! I am breaking up with you!
Guy 1, being unable to withstand the devastating effects of anus gravy, decided to hang himself in the school bathroom the next day.
by InternetSlangPhD January 3, 2021
Get the Anus gravymug. When an individual is too much of an asshole and a new term is needed to describe how big of an asshole this individual is.
Guy 1: David just made fun of me for working at Wal-Mart.
Guy 2: but David is unemployed....
Guy 1: He's seriously the biggest asshole i've ever met, he's more than an asshole I can't even describe it.
Guy 2: He's an anus cave.
Guy 2: but David is unemployed....
Guy 1: He's seriously the biggest asshole i've ever met, he's more than an asshole I can't even describe it.
Guy 2: He's an anus cave.
by CodeAlias July 23, 2014
Get the Anus cavemug. When one's prolapsed anus becomes both sentient and shredded into a sort of multi tentacle-esque shape. Wiping becomes a problem. If it isn't a "bloody" mess, it is digesting Boba Fett.
Dude 1: Hey did you see the movie recently with anal dentata?
Dude 2: Yea dude, that was one heck of a sarlacc anus.
Dude 2: Yea dude, that was one heck of a sarlacc anus.
by Jeffgoldblum37 April 7, 2022
Get the Sarlacc Anusmug. by WindellsE May 7, 2018
Get the pinch anusmug. Definition 1:When something is so gay you dont even want to talk about it
Definition 2: When gay people do it
Definition 2: When gay people do it
by Tarley May 2, 2007
Get the Gayness in the Anusmug. A thrust so hard that it literally feels like a bomb exploded in your anus. Blood is likely to start flowing.
"Dude have you seen Jenny today?" " No, I heard she got anus blasted by Andrew last night." "Oh, damn."
by SwaggleBagger March 14, 2015
Get the Anus blastedmug.