Clutch Gang

to inform that "they" made an epic play

Wow That Is So Clutch Gang.

by GAYFUCKER900 March 10, 2021

clam clutch

1. (slang, derogatory) a gathering with many more women than men

2. the female equivalent to a sausage party

Surprisingly, it was quite a clam clutch at the gay bar.

by Koi_Boi May 26, 2018

Clutch whore

A girl who dates a male purely on the fact he drives a car

Sophie is only going out with Rory because he can drive. Sophie is such a clutch whore

by Kenndog January 3, 2021

Sunday Clutch

The Sunday Clutch is an incredible feat where in one realizes all the shit thats due on Monday and gets his shit together, Sunday Clutch hours are usually from 7 pm - 4am. Side effects are mostly insomnia and lack of energy

John: Fuck dude did you sumbit the requirements?

Terry: Yeah John, I pulled a Sunday Clutch and I still have no sleep.

Person 3: That's amazing you need a fucking medal.

by phantomrdx June 19, 2016

clutch minute

The very last minute you have to clutch and get to the bathroom before you cannot hold out any longer and shit your pants.

Guy 1: I entered the clutch minute yesterday luckily I got to the bathroom in time
Guy 2: I entered the clutch minute a couple years ago I didn't make it to the bathroom...

by Jorisim December 9, 2015

perl clutching

When someone insists on using perl in modern web sites because php is a fad.

Bill is such a perl clutcher he refuses to learn JavaScript.

Bill is perl clutching.

by SmashTheState May 30, 2023

Clutch Up

To overcome or complete an outstanding piece work or effort in a short amount of time. Only very few possess this talent, but if said or used correctly, then that individual will succeed and strive for greatness undoubtedly. The word 'Clutch Up' is motivational in its own right and has a strong effect on the individuals mind and mental drive.

I clutched up seconds before the due date to submit my work!
I clutched up on my math test and aced it!
I managed to clutch up from an awkward situation
Don't worry, I'll clutch up.

by BolzeyInc. June 5, 2022