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textoffender

Someone who has the ability to miss spell, miss punctuations, and in the end send messages that make no sense, or simply just offend you for mis representing your comment.
Knock it offMy batteries just feeling quick down here I don't know what's up.
Textoffender
by Makingmykidscrazy November 2, 2019
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textbook ninja

That lil teacher's pet in class that has basically memorized the whole textbook. Her ego has visible stretch marks and her parents will hunt down your poor teacher just to send her to the top of the class. If she doesn't get her way, then grab some popcorn and gummy bears; watch the drama unfold. Entertaining when you ain't part of it. This lil bitch is literally asking you to choke her. Go ahead. Do it ! Please !
"I give up, the textbook ninja has officially taken over"
"Haha look at the textbook ninja over there, no friend! Makes sense"
by mc!aren_senna May 28, 2021
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Textroshimania

A disorder where one loses control and excessively texts Roshini

Maybe even obsessed with her
There is no cure for Textroshimania
by PrincessOfIslands November 13, 2021
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textrovert

One who prefers blogging over attending parties.
As a textrovert, she'd rather unclad her soul through her keyboard than have to deal with one more conversational me monster in the flesh.
by i'm diagnosing you February 3, 2022
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Textbook Bitch

1. A man or woman who goes out of their way to exclude a set person from gatherings or parties.

2. A man or woman who makes a point to sleep with everyone else except a set person to leave them out.

3. Worse than a slut because a set person is excluded.
She's a textbook bitch. She sleeps with everyone except me, and makes a point for me to know her sex life.
by SamKSteele February 23, 2022
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Textroduction

Please let this serve as a textroduction between John Doe and Jane Doe.
by virginiacannabislawyers March 17, 2022
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textbook smart

When someone gets good grades in school because they have the ability to memorise pages of information, however in real life they’re absolute idiots.
John: “Linda is so clever, she got 92% on her history test”
Abraham: “Nah, she’s just textbook smart. She doesn’t even know how to spell Nickelodeon
by SisiOnTik April 16, 2022
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