stink texting

the art of text messaging while defecating

I didn't have a newspaper, so I killed a few minutes on the can by stink texting.

by DRGTYJ January 19, 2009

mass textodus

A text message sent to more than one person.
Usually signified by writing "MASS TEXTODUS:" before the actual contents of the actual message.

MASS TEXTODUS: Everyone! Party tonight at Ryan's house. Be there, or you're gay.

by Mr. Lemon October 19, 2009

Rape Texting

Getting someone's number from a mutual friend, and texting that person without their consent.

William asked me for Marissa's number, but then we realized he should just ask her for her number himself so we couldn't accuse him of Rape Texting.

William: Hey, Do You Have Marissa's Number?
Michelle: Yeah, Do You Want It?
William: Yeah, Wait. . . Maybe I Should Just Ask For It Myself, If I Didn't It Would Be Creepy, She Might Say I'm Rape Texting Or Something.
Michelle: True.

by Baby Cut Carrots May 5, 2011

Bag Texting

When you try not to be rude texting while you are out with friends so you hide it by texting with the phone still in your bag. This is an attempt to trick people that you are with into not thinking you are rude when in fact it is so obvious when you are standing there with your bag open and your whole hand is in the bag, holding your phone, texting.

"Hey! what are you looking for in your bag, Jenn?" "Oh nothing, I'm just bag texting".

by XtinaX123 July 30, 2011

Texting newb

A person who has recently gotten a cell phone or an unlimited texting plan and starts texting everyone in their phonebook. They also participate in every texting chain mail sent to them, thus irritating everyone in their phone book. Can be found texting 24/7. They also advertise this upgrade on social networking sites such myspace

"Omg! I just got a phone with unlimited texting! ::then proceeds to text entire phonebook::

(myspace status) Yo guyz, jus got ma nuw fone!! Txt it up! 5555555555

Friend 1: stop forwarding me chain mail!
Friend 2: omg your such a texting newb

by Jade15 April 8, 2009

Teutonic Luxo Barge

Any large and powerful German luxury sedan, SUV or other automobile. Examples include the Mercedes S series, BMW 7 series, Porsche Cayenne, any Maybach and possible the VW Phaeton

That long-wheelbase Merc S that rapper rides around in is such a Teutonic Luxo Barge

by randomrandom November 20, 2010

texting and driving

Pure stupidity, leads to another branch of distracted driving and causes car accidents which leads to major injuries and even death.

Sally was caught texting and driving a little to late, she got distracted, which then caused a head on collision.

by boomiplaycclarinet September 3, 2016