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texting roulette

Getting a text message and taking a chance at reading it. Not knowing weather it will be a good text or something you really didn't want to read.
I just got a text, should I open it? Could be texting roulette.
by celltext April 10, 2011
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Texting

Unbeknownst to the others adding definitions, it is much easier to send a text than to call someone (maybe you just do not have any friends?). In the same amount of time it takes for the person to pick their phone up, you could have sent of multiple texts.

Secondly, nobody texts like: OMG WTF IS UP yoooo?Most kids now have smartphones (Blackberry, iPhone, etc.), which have full QWERTY keyboards enabling us to talk in a more literate manner.

Lastly, kids are learning in schools and parents do not really care if our face is stuck to our phones. We may be texting in school, but most, if not all, know how to do this little thing called multitasking. Kids really do not want to fail at school. We learn, get good grades, etc. Those that are failing are not failing because of texting. To succeed in school requires a certain mindset. Texting does not get in the way of that.

Texting is a more convenient way of communicating. A lot of people bash it because they're morons and cannot deal with change. That is all technology is, change...

These same people hated the change to DVD and now the change to Blueray. These same people bash social networking, emailing, navigation, etc. Hello, newsflash! We don't need to write letters and mail them anymore. There aren't people working in rooms connecting calls anymore...it's 2010.

We do not need to waste minutes of our lives speaking to ONE person...
1. Jimmy: Hey, what's up? Would you like to go to the mall later?
Joey: Yeah, let me ask if Sarah wants to come. I'll meet you by the Starbucks.

2. Me: Father can you bring my lunch and wallet to school before you go to work? I forgot them on the dining room table.
Father: Sure, anything else?

3. *Kid texting friend whilst sitting at his desk listening to teacher lecture*
*Teacher asks kids a random question about the thing they're lecturing*
*Kid answers*
by Yumlicious-:) March 16, 2010
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Texting

Using cell phones to communicate using text instead of calling one another. A popular activity among teenagers and cool people.
Dude, texting is the best.
by See Jayy May 10, 2008
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texting langauge

The words you use when you text.LOL,BRB OR
Daniece:Y R U tryna kall mi b4 9 U no dam well i got t-mobile dnt play

Alicia:just call me i dont understand texting langauge

Daniece:At 9 o clock girl
by 954babii March 4, 2009
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Extreme Texting

a sport for those who have mastered the art blindly texting on a touch screen phone while violently seizing.

There are five different levels:
level 1. your average teenager
level 2. john wilkes booth
level 3. Jafar-the enemy of Aladdin
level 4. nazis
level 5. straight up inebriated irish drunkard at a pub at 3am about to slap his whorish wife (while texting on his phone
Phillip: This dude at the bar was flapping like a tuna fish out of water on the floor last night like he was having a seizure, but he had his phone is his hands!!!!!!!!!

Steve: Dude, that man is apart of the extreme texting team..............
by mcom7 January 9, 2010
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Booty Texting

Texting after ten o'clock. Trying to hook up some booty.
by Sozzles August 7, 2011
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Boner Texting

The act of texting a hot woman while in possession of a raging boner in hopes of getting her to come over and take care of it. Is frequently triggered by watching porn and ends abruptly once the person in possesion of said boner has blown his load (usually by means of his own hand)
Oh man, I really gotta quit boner texting hailey everytime I watch an Alexis Texas video.
by Juscallmecaptain March 11, 2009
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