Testiculating

The masculine version of testiculating

Him: *For the third time in 3 minutes* “Fuck babe, you look good as helllll.”
Her: “Are you testiculating?”
Him: “Yes. Come help me do something about it?”

by ursajenkins February 9, 2026

Testiculate

An alternative to mansplaining. Refering to articulate and testicles.

Jimmy, we all knew what a <insert technical term> was, you didn't have to testiculate it.

by bhdr_acr June 30, 2025

Tewicular-activities

A slang term describing the random scattered or unusual activities of a person who is high or under the influence of methamphetamine often used to refer to someone who is smoked out and acting unpredictably

She spent hours in tewicular-activities cleaning the same spot on the floor over and over.

by CeeBaybeeh August 24, 2025

Testiculating

The male version of Ovulation

“Babe I think I may be testiculating, it’s that time of month for me. Want to make a baby?”

by Shadowfigure14 September 27, 2025

caeruleum testiculorum

a really fancy way of saying "blue balls"

Nurse 1: a really creepy dude just came into the clinic, claiming to have "caeruleum testiculorum"
Nurse 2: a what now
Nurse 1: blue balls
Nurse 2: oh, i see; y'know i didn't brush up on my latin in ages, i should really do it
Nurse 1: yeah, i'd definitely recommend it

by cryp71c4l17y July 28, 2022

De-testiculate

remove (someone's) male gonads or "testicles" from their body; detach or seperate a man's cojones.

Guy 1: I heard that they had to de-testiculate John's balls.

Guy 2: Oof, that's rough. Couldn't imagine being de-testicularised. Worst thing ever.

by PF1tZ0S January 28, 2024

De-testiculate

remove (someone's) male gonads or "testicles" from their body; detach or seperate a man's cojones.

Guy 1: I heard that they had to de-testiculate John's balls.

Guy 2: Oof, that's rough. Couldn't imagine being de-testicularised. Worst thing ever.

by PF1tZ0S January 28, 2024