texterbaiting

when someone hides in remote areas while doing the act of texting

I caught Julio texterbaiting in the supply room.

by carsntunes July 6, 2011

testurbate

To masturbate before an exam, usually to calm ones nerves and be able to take the test in a post fap clarity.

Person 1:Alright dude, let's head out so we can get to our bio final on time.

Person 2:I'm feeling a little nervous, gonna testurbate first. Go on and I'll catch up with you.

by kingbumii May 6, 2015

testortum

That sensation men get where it feels like their testicles are trying to crawl back up inside them. Often experienced when watching someone get hit in the nuts or when you misstep on stairs.

A: "Watching that video gave me the worst testortum"
B: "I almost tripped; that was my first testortum in a while"

by krynge February 4, 2016

Teeter-twat

Related to teeter-tot back n forth, up n down, etc...
My definition- pussying out on decisions, promises and/claims of your word

He teeter-twatted about lending me the money after the wife got wind of it.

by TwerkyWorder July 12, 2018

Terter

When someone takes a big steamy diarrhea on someone else's house.

I took a terter on that innocent man's house.

by Toe Man Likes Toes November 16, 2019

TestDriven-Undies

When you are looking for a new pair of undies in a "Dirt Cheap" and stumble up a ripe pair that have seen the light at the end of the tunnel then went to hell and came back for revenge.

Whece: Hey bro, this man-thong looks pretty dope and it's only $2.99!
Boog: Dude you see that brown shit I think those have been TEST DRIVEN.
Tyler: Man what a steal, let me try them on my face first to make sure they fit right.
Nibslug: All I own is TestDriven-Undies!

by Creamy Dudlius December 6, 2021

Teterboro

An airport located in north east New jersey.

Only rich people or important people fly in and out of here

The airport is located across the street from a school, said school has alot of creativity most likely from the jet fuel getting the students high and coming up with vivid ideas

Oh look the plane Is landing in teterboro

by FlabbyPancakeSause January 22, 2023