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laptop tipping

When a person, specificly a male gets too excited while using his laptop, causing it to tip, much to the annoiance of his disturbed roommates.
"Stop laptop tipping Phil! Its creaping Tim's boyfriend out!"
by herald kumar February 23, 2006
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Toppies

The act of trimming one's sideburns at or above the top of the ear. Sometimes referred to as "negative sideburns", this is an amateur description at best. The term "toppies" has been around since the early 7th century, commonly used to ridicule a village retard or "less than intelligent hairstyle", as toppies were in fact the sideburn style of the commoner.
Today toppies are seen in many different walks of life, from rich to poor, intelligent to moronic, but one consistent fact prevails when referring to a "toppied" gentleman.... style.
Holy shit, your toppies are out of control!!

Damn, his toppies are fresh. I wanna suck his dick.

Why don't you and your toppies find another hangout you fuckin handsome devil.

That toppied son of a bitch just stole my wife and ex wife!!

Thanks for the cut Jim, but could you take em up a little? I really need my toppies to look sharp.

Did you see the toppies on that big-dicked bastard?

You just got a total facial from a dude with toppies
by pdubznubz May 4, 2010
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tepi

Deriving from Zep Tepi, in the ancient Egyptian, which meant "the splendid place of the first time". The godess Tepi often provided a safe haven for sexual novices. This gave rise to a cult of the modern-day Tepian society, now manifested in the corporate entity 'TepiCorp'.
Geez, I'd like to bang Tepi!

See Tepi ball
see TepiCorp
see waxing
by GM April 14, 2004
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Teppanyaki

To receive a speedy, or fast, backhanded hand job.
I went to Jill's last night and she gave me a teppanyaki.
by CorneliusTalmidge March 1, 2011
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tapping it

He's tapping it.
Or in other forms, e.g...
Yep, he's definitely tapping THAT.
by Quirky Monkey May 14, 2012
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Cow Tippin'

A drunken, atempted to tip a cow from the standing position on to it' s side and/or back. Most often another exscuse to go out and get even more hammared.
Judd: Hey buud lets go cow tippin'
Stan: Alright, I'll swing by and grab some more beer from sal's.
Judd: Okay... (grabs 1/2 of 24 pack and tosses in bed of truck)
by Chsracowgirl182 February 27, 2010
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drunk tipping

A game involving sober people (normally in a group for safety) finding completely inebriated people and pushing them over. Similar to cow tipping.
DRUNK TIPPING

Joe Sober: Ok, watch my ass while I knock this dumbass over.

Billy Backwatch: All right, but get there before he knocks himself over.
by Mizuian December 15, 2008
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