Telediagnostiopathic

A person with the ability to discern the nature of what ails you or yours over the telephone while hosting a radio talk show.

Derived from telepathic ( communication from one person to another by the means other than the obvious five senses the rest of us use ) and Diagnostic ( investigation or analysis of the cause or nature of a condition, situation, or problem )

Man those tappet brothers knew exactly what to tell my mechanic and my wife about the three Chevy El Caminos sitting in the front yard. I think they saved my marriage and my cars!

by Jmonkey August 10, 2005

teletically

Making someone think your way through the use of large rocks and your mind.

person 1: you cant make me believe you
person 2: yes i can
person 1: prove it
person 2: teletically making you belive (picks up large stone)
person 1: nothings happe... OH GOD MY FACE, THERES BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

by Keaton May 8, 2006

televious

tel ev ious

to be awesome, wicked, amazing, incredible...

televious .... ' you are so televious ! '
' man thats totally televious '

by paige nicole March 27, 2008

telehigh

to get high with someone over the phone

Me and my friend got telehigh last night; we did bong hits at the same time.

by magvox July 19, 2009

Televidamer

One person who watches tv, plays video games, and jerks off 24/7. One who is fat and lazy and forgets how to function for the sake of always playing video games or watching something on the Tv.

My brother has gotten so big lately, and my mom is terrified that hey may have become one of those damn Televidamers!

by jabbawokkie July 20, 2009

Televisatching

The act of watching television, a very common human activity never before condensed into a single English word.

I spent my entire day off from work televisatching. What a waste!

by Sidslang July 19, 2010

Teleinternetkenetic

2 or more people having the same thought and typing a message and sending the exact same wording at the same time.

or internet jynx

me: how was Japan (10:30)

person 2: Japanese (10:31)

Person 2: y* (10:31)

person 2: Japanesey(10:31)

me: Japan-easy (10:32) <---------Teleinternetkenetic

person 2: Japan-easy (10:32) <------

by bearjuden August 11, 2010