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Technochocolate

1) Really good chocolate.
2) Really good techno with lightstick raves.
I totally need to get me some of that technochocolate.
by Mavhunter May 27, 2004
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techno

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"An ETERNALLY mislabeled genre of music which has nothing to do with Moby, Tiesto, Chemical Brothers, or Fatboy Slim. Techno is indeed a broad sub-genre of electronic dance music (or EDM, what many people use "techno" inproperly as a blanket term for) which fulfills these following constituents:

1. It is in some form minimalist, whether in composition or in sequencing.
2. It is created for the sole purpose of making people dance.
3. It is constructed in a manner to allow DJs to quickly and expertly mix and layer 2 or more of these compositions simultaneously.

Due to it's building-block nature, true techno is closer to hip-hop than many of the genres (such as trance and breakbeat) which it is erroneously associated with. "

Some well known techno DJ's would be Chris liebing, Jeff Mills, and Dj Rush

and trance has nothing to do with techno, techno is a very very very very very very very very unground subgenre of music

"azns" dont listen to "techno" if someone tells you something like alice deejay - better off alone is techno, they are stupid

techno is its own subgenre of electronica just like house, progressive house, trance, hard trance, progressive trance, breaks (breakbeat), prog breaks, acid house, and much much much more
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scooter and other mainstream shit is NOT techno, it's not even trance, it goes in its own genre of really bad music AKA cheese

techno, the real techno is a developed taste, download a dj rush set and find out
by joe dirt December 27, 2003
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Techno Viking

Take one burly mofo.
Add techno beats and braid beard.
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Techno Viking!
Techno Viking doesn't dance to the music.
The music dances to Techno Viking.
by kurosen October 24, 2007
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technocondriac

Someone who always assumes that something they have done is the cause of any technical problem that arises.

Never assumes that a bug, crash, communications outage or any other external issue could cause a problem and instead always blames ones self.

Often n00bs are technocondriacs until they gain a certain level of confidence.
n00b: Omg, I broke all of MSN!
g44k: No, the system is down again, you technocondriac.
by voiceinsideyou February 21, 2005
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Technochondria

Not unlike hypochondria, but with reference to technological ailments, rather than medical.
technochondria is demonstrated by repeated reporting of technological errors that aren't really there, likely for attention.
Tech Support: That woman was in again today, gotta be the 12th time with that same printer and nothing's ever wrong. Must have Technochondria.
by Dylan Byrnes April 19, 2005
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Techno-pimp

A technology savvy individual who distributes work to foreign and domestic parties or individuals. Techno-pimps provide clients with high quality, inexpensive solutions. Techno-pimps look at domestic sources of labor before looking abroad. Talented interns and areas of inexpensive standards of living are often targeted in achieving this goal.
That techno-pimp integrated every single data silo in our organization in 2 weeeks for the price of one high end developer.
by Scott Ostroff September 10, 2005
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Techno Popping

1. A dance style invented by Jay Kwan from Arlington, MA. It is catagorized by "smooth-fluid clubbing movements with subtle elements of popping, waving, and gliding". This style of dance is accompanied by techno/trance music.
This azn kid j-kwan can sure bust out the techno popping!
by Cr4ckShot June 18, 2006
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