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C U Next Tuesday

A discrete way to describe someone who is rude, bitchy, demanding or a douchebag.

The first letter of each word is taken to spell C-U-N-T.
Boss: These reports you gave me are terrible. I don't even know why we keep you here. Have you learned anything in your two years at our firm?

Employee: Yes, I have learned that you're a real C U Next Tuesday.

Or

Who invited Brad, that dudes a C U Next Tuesday...
by wake101 August 5, 2009
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taboo tuesday

A strange WWE concept where the fans decide the matches.
The fans decided to put Shawn Michaels in the Taboo Tuesday World Title match.
by Steven October 30, 2004
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Fellatio Tuesday

In an attempt to increase the longevity and stability of marriage a national movement has started. Fellatio Tuesday acts in the model of "ride your bike to work day" or "Christmas" where on the first Tuesday of each month wives world wide show their appreciation and love for their husbands with oral pleasure.
wife: honey, its fellatio Tuesday and I got you a blow job
husband: thank you honey, but I did not get you anything.
wife: you didn't have to, its all about you today...
by ork November 18, 2009
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Black Tuesday

I will play Black Tuesday when I return home
by Fitwig February 28, 2012
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Tuesday Night Girl

A girl that you only call or booty call on Tuesday nights, to chill with or fuck, when nothing else is going on. Opposite of a Friday night girl. Usually more clingy and less attractive than a Friday night girl, but she puts out and mostly keeps quiet about it.
"Sarah isn't as attractive as Jessica so she is my Tuesday Night Girl."
by StarQueenBitch April 29, 2010
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ass on a tuesday

After a night of heavy drinking, one would say "I feel like ass on a Tuesday" if they are suffering from a hangover.

I can be said on other days also.
God... I feel like ass -- on a Tuesaday.
by BB October 21, 2004
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Tuesday Club

An evening of drinks that occurs every Tuesday enabling work colleagues the chance to get black out drank on Tequilla and cheap beer in a two to three star hotel bar.

This event is used as an opportunity to rip on every member of the workplace, complain about anyone and everything and forget for five blissful hours that you have to be up at six am on Wednesday.
Collegue1 "you look terrible and it's only wednesday"

Collegue2 "Tuesday club"

Collegue1"fair"
by DBowers277 July 5, 2012
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