tri cam man

A guy with a boner

Never doubt the resolution of a tri cam man
The day is o’er the eve draws close
The light begins to fade
We croon our way into thine heart
With a tri cam serenade

The tri cam man resolute and firm
Standing tall and firm
The wind and storm may lash at he
But the tri cam man stays firm

by Tri cam man December 10, 2022

Dropped a tri-fold

Taking a massive crap so big that it folds twice in the toilet bowl (like a tri-fold brochure).

Dude, oh my god I just dropped a tri-fold in there.

by Oregon Wave August 20, 2011

Tri Song Clause

If you're in a club and you don't really know if you should already go, wait for 3 songs in a line to suck, then go. Also known as Three Tune Condition

Jay: Shall I leave already?
Mitch: Dunno, use the Tri Song Clause!

Julie: Nah, i hatet the last three songs, dunno if I should stay any longer...
Mary: The Tri Song Clause says you should!

by DaVati October 16, 2013

Tri-shared Ex

The former partner of three good friends whom all dated the ex at different points in time.

Robbie shouted at Kat, "don't talk to him, that is Tony, Ryan, and my tri-shared ex!!!"

by Tony Ray Lee October 27, 2007

Tri-Browneye quencher

Is when one is taking a fat shit and when the poop hits the toilet the water splashes them in the asshole three times in one setting. This could be called something else but this seemed appropriate.

I was taking a fatty Mcshit and was unpleasantly surprised by a Tri-Browneye quencher.

by a-fall April 17, 2008

Tri-City Roundabout

A Tri-City Roundabout occurs when two men and a woman are engaged in wild, funky sex. The woman is on her hands and knees, doggy style, while taking it in the ass from the first man, behind her, and sucking the dick of the second man, in front of her.

The second man blows his load in her mouth; she swallows it just as the first man cums in her ass. Then, she shits out the combined semen of both men, and they eat it. Thus, a Tri-City Roundabout has occurred.

I was watching a porno last night with a Tri-City roundabout; it makes 'Two Girls, 1 Cup' look like Care Bears.

by Anon123456789876 May 16, 2009

tri-fecta of relaxation

jerkin off, gettin drunk, smokin weed

there is nothing like the tri-fecta of relaxation after a long week of studying

by Big E notor E us December 2, 2003