toff

a person of privileged upbringing, well educated, good looking, well dressed and usually polite are referred to as toff by those who are not any of the above.

"Yo blud, wot r dem toffs do'in in da hood"

by another ampleforth boy December 25, 2009

Tofl

(Tub Of Fat Lard)
Used in Msn Aol Yahoo etc

(MSN Convo)
Guy 1, Dud Our Teacher Such A Tofl
Guy 2, And a slut

by Htm May 22, 2008

dog toffee

those 6" long jobbies that dogs produce (consistently) which humans are unable to do.

'Oi, bazza watch out for that dog toffee'

by BAZMEISTER October 13, 2004

ToFu

Not bad at all. Certainly better than eating cooked flesh...

Tofu isn't bad. Make fun of me all you want for it.

by annonomous or however its spelled July 12, 2005

Tofa

Realy slangy italian word, it stands for high, stoned or well fucked up, usually referred to weed.

Porca puttana sei tutto tofa.
OMG your well fucked up!

by terrontonton April 16, 2009

toffee arse

This is when somebody has an oversized bottom in comparision to the size of their body.

'James, you have got a toffee arse'

by GinoC February 4, 2010

tofuffalo

bison flavoured tofu (not to be confused with bofu, or tofu flavoured bison)

That tofuffalo bannock burger was sooooo good!

by just working July 19, 2010