hoe syndrome

a disease caught when a hoe touches u. to cure it u drink holy water or eat a jolly rancher blessed by a southerner.

oh no that hoe touched me now I have hoe syndrome

by kmp34 May 25, 2016

TiVo Syndrome

When someone who has a TiVo or DVR system tries fast-forwarding though live TV out of a habit of viewing recorded programs.

Some may pause during a commercial and try to blow some time so that they may eventually skip through commercials.

What's she doing?

Oh, she's got TiVo Syndrome. She thinks that everything is already pre-recorded.

by JEWSIAN. August 14, 2010

Splatholm Syndrome

When a splatcord member becomes obsessed with splatcord and talks in it day and night, and if they’re timed out or kicked/banned they make several alt accounts to continue talking in it, posing as theirselves or as a whole new person.

“Why do you keep leaving and rejoining splatcord?”
“I think I have Splatholm Syndrome …”

by DEMOTEEIGHT2024 June 10, 2023

Aruba Syndrome

An inability to fully enjoy a vacation or a scenic destination due to the absence of one's partner. Commonly happens to individuals traveling alone in resort destinations aimed at couples, such as Aruba or Fiji.

"The hotel was out of rooms, so they put me in the honeymoon suite. It was awesome, but I couldn't really enjoy it since Jodie wasn't there and I had severe Aruba syndrome"

by ursusminius June 30, 2018

Bruv Syndrome

A person who unconsciously says the word ‘bruv’ at the end of every sentence.

Mate, you’ve got bruv syndrome

by 🦢 F February 13, 2023

Akali Syndrome

In League of Legends, Akali Syndrome is when a player becomes over confident and develops a god complex. Overestimating their abilities and damage; Desperately going for kills and tunneling, inevitably resulting in their death.

Oh. that Darius has Akali Syndrome.

by Sheranoth March 31, 2020

Musician’s Syndrome

The effect caused by spending large amounts of time with your instrument/vocal part causing the instrument/parts personality to take over. For example, trumpet players become more self-centered and egocentric, whereas cellists become perfectionists, and the people singing the baritone part mellow out. This can be achieved in varying degrees, but begins to show up the moment someone gets an instrument or vocal part.

Dude, what happened to Todd? He used to be so hyperactive before he joined choir.

Don't worry, he's probably just be suffering from Musician’s Syndrome.

by Hope I. Nobands August 17, 2011