Shit Tickets

Another word for Toilet Paper. Also known as "Asswipe" (pronounced As-weep-eh)

Mark (from inside the bathroom): HONEY! GET ME MORE SHIT TICKETS!

by Shabangshwa95<3 February 13, 2009

speeding tickets

a summons issued to an offender - especially to someone who driving above the speed limit or someone who violates a traffic regulation

I hate it when I get a speeding tickets...

by skidesu January 9, 2009

wolf tickets

A story, often dropped in casual conversation, to scare the fuck out of anyone listening, so as they don't try to fuck with you.

Bitch you don't know how many other bitches I done choked when I was in the joint./ Is dat so? How I know you aint sellin no wolf tickets bitch?

by tor February 13, 2004

punch the ticket

Verb
To penetrate the anus using one's penis.

See also:
buttfuck
assfuck
ass ramming

"Yo bitch, first lick my balls, then suck my dick, then flip it so I can punch the ticket!"

by JLB3 April 29, 2005

hockey tickets

another name for toilet paper

I just dropped a bomb and were out of hockey tickets........

by wheelsonthebuz May 28, 2006

Ticket Drop

When a cute blonde starts to get wet for a popular black guy she sees out and about on her day, she gets a little "drop" in her panties. See also: getting her float on.

Abby got a Ticket Drop for Big Marcus at the mall.

by See you on the field September 5, 2005

wolf ticket

An excuse for why you can't go after being invited somewhere.

Yo I invited Jerry to the Concert but he gave me a wolf ticket

by NewBeeDemon August 1, 2009