alabama threesome

a girl, her brother, and you

mitch: how'd the other night go?
alex: Didn't crack
alex: shes a fortress
alex: I hung out with her last night, but she ended up bringin her bro as a third wheel
alex: I feel like I could get in but its some work
mitch: forget it lol..
alex: Yeah
mitch: wtf was the bro there for ?? an alabama threesome?

by mitchelster December 2, 2010

Threesome

Really good at hockey

Man of the match: Jarman - threesome

by Turdsturdsturds October 27, 2018

diet threesome

When you finally find a second woman to join a couple in bed, but this woman is only into other women and doesn't want dick anywhere near her.

When unicorn hunting, beware of true lesbians. You will just end up with a diet threesome.

by User G8477 September 10, 2021

pendulum threesome

When a man wears a strap-on like a tail and has sex with two girls doggy style at the same time.

Me, loka, and linn did a pendulum threesome last night. Then they tried to use the strap-on agaisnt me.

by Projectzero February 28, 2020

Fresno threesome

A threesome with two of the three participants being related. Usually cousins, how distant depends on how far away the threesome is taking place from a major metropolitan area.

"I hooked up with this girl a while ago and I met her cousin last night. I was catching vibes so I think I'll go for the Fresno threesome"
"you dog"

by yr195 October 15, 2016

Throwback Threesome

A threesome with two individuals from your distant past.

“So I saw Sarah and Jennifer from high school last week”
“Did you go for the throwback threesome?”
“I did but couldn’t close. Maybe next time.”

by Jägertron July 21, 2022

Threesomes

threesomes are where three people (like a third wheel) join together in a bed and sex with eachother

man i love threesomes, threesomes feel so fucking good

by umm AMONG USS June 11, 2022