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Thigh Review

To review and rate another’s thighs, typically a female’s. The better the thighs, the higher the rating. Factors to account for when viewing thighs varies from person to person, but is typically and mainly based on thiccness, texture/appearance, and shape.
Example:

“Just as I thought before, or even better, your thighs are very thicc and succulent looking. Honestly nice, round, and smooth thighs like those are the *best* kind of thighs. But on top of that your thighs are accompanied by thigh highs. They rival anime thighs, and anime thighs are usually drawn to perfection. Your thighs get a solid 9/10. Your thighs could only be made better if they were accompanied by black thigh highs. Then they would be as good as some of the best anime thighs. I’m not simping, but your thighs are damn fine. Your thighs have the perfect thiccness to choke/strangle a man. They look like they would be smooth and soft to the touch. The texture of how thighs *look* is an important part. Just as one would not eat a disgusting looking meal that tastes amazing, I would not want thighs that have all the perfect qualities but look terrible. Your thighs, however, look clear and delicious. One other thing; thicc thighs that are caused from being overweight aren’t attractive in the slightest. Judging from the top picture though, I can say that is not why your thighs are thicc, as you seem to have a slim waist; so that just makes the thiccness better than your average thigh. Actually, you know what? I didn’t account for how the thighs’ achieved thicc in my initial critique, so I’ll reevaluate the rating to a 9.3/10. The thighs are the best thighs someone could have.

This has been GodBroccoli11’s thigh review, thanks for your time. And for your thighs.”
by GodBroccoli11 April 14, 2020
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Steamy thigh

That super squishy delicious part of the thigh where the heat comes from
Pocket ninjas have the steamy thighs
by Things and stuff February 23, 2020
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Extended Thigh

When someone doesn't have an ass
"Dat ass!"
" Nah man, extended thigh."
by RodKnocker April 11, 2017
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Daddy thighs

Strong, musclar, hairy firm thighs
Damn Owen, your daddy thighs are so hot today
by cutestmktger May 18, 2017
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thigh watcher

Someone who casually watches them thighs. Thigh watchers will do anything to see a girls thighs.
Brayden: Aye you seen Cat in that Instagram pic
Tristan: Yeah bro them thighs looking mighty fine and extra thick bro
Brayden: You must me a thigh watcher
Tristan: Especially that girl Cat, bruh them thighs are hella sexy
by ThighWatcher21 March 7, 2017
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thunder thighs

a word used when a female has large thighs.
damn those are some big ass thunder thighs .
by big booty hoeez May 18, 2016
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pancakes and thighs

a woman with a flat behind but juicy thighs and legs but you're interested because everybody still loVes breakfast
Ay girl bring me some of them pancakes and Thighs you know I need some breakfast this morning
by D's Roonie September 5, 2016
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