Yeti Bomb

A yeti bomb is formally known as a fat cunt who is just fat

Luke is a yeti bomb

by McBigDong February 14, 2019

Mountain yeti

A large hairy creature that loves to steal your beer and fuck your cousin wife or sister lives mostly in the caves of Kentucky almost always seen by tweakers

Hell Denny that damn mountain yeti stole a 30 pack and for some reason my wife been walking with a limp

by Mcnumbnutts September 2, 2018

Yeti be

Yeti be: Yet he/she be-

“Yeti be trippen on some dumb shit”

by Dallasisacoolguy September 3, 2018

Yeti pot

Pissing in a nostril to relieve sinus irritation

My nose was stuffed up so I got a yeti pot to clean my sinuses

by anonymous August 13, 2022

Golden Yeti

When you take yellow snow (due to urination) and pack it onto your skin, making you look like a yeti.

While the rest of the class were making snow angels, Jimmy became a golden yeti.

by Sir Bangsalotmore September 3, 2022

King Yeti

A Siberian Husky that is quite adept at hunting rabbits, sleeping in bathrooms, and butt scooting. Known to be fond of deer meat, cheese, and Italian food; will claw your leg if you don’t share. Displays tolerance of all household members, but clearly demonstrates a love of his Dad more than others. Also known by various aliases such as One Dog, Rot, and a multitude of other nonsense.

King Yeti chased 11 bunnies today, a new record.

by Elizabeth’s Dad September 6, 2022

the best is yeti to come

A way to say that the glory days have past. Sarcastically making a play on the optimistic phrase “the best is YET TO COME” as in: No it’s actually not it’s already come and gone.

SARCASTICALLY naysayer JON rebuked every attempt Sid made at being optimistic - shooting down every thing he said got tiring for them both - defeated Jon chimed out well “ the best is YETI TO COME” now you see Sid replied - it’s all ending soon but just not soon enough .

by Istayyeti November 29, 2022