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Milquetoast Weather

Noun. AKA; "Milk Toast Weather"
Name for periods of severe weather which cause panic shopping items like Milk and Bread.
Derives it's meaning from Milquetoast, a bland meal whose primary ingredients are Milk and Bread.
Tom: "Uh oh, did you see the forecast? Big snowstorm coming, looks like Milquetoast weather."
Jenny: "Crud. I'll go to the store, we need to stock up on bread and milk."
by Uncle McFlirty March 13, 2023
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Weather Channel

Weather channeling is an easy, last-effort move used to get out of sleeping with someone when they're already in your bed:

Step 1: Once in bed, turn on The Weather Channel.
Step 2: Roll over and fall asleep without warning.
Step 3: If asked about this later, deny having used it as a technique by saying: a) "I barely remember it!" OR b) "I was just so tired!" Then quickly changing the subject.
Girl-"I can't believe you turned on the Weather Channel then fell asleep right when we got in bed!"
Josh-"Did I? Wow that's crazy, I barely remember it. Do you think I should shave my beard?"
by FoxTrap69 April 3, 2016
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weather fag

One who insists on commenting on the weather or impending severe weather. Weather fags generally diseminate exagerated or false weather information.
That weather fag just told me it was 40 below at his house this morning and the snow was drifting over his roof, what a douche!
by GeneralLee July 13, 2007
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weather buggin

When someone is obsessed with tracking tropical weather on websites such as weather underground or weather bug.
"Man, ever since that Tropical Depression was announced Ted has been weather buggin'."
by volkie71 July 20, 2008
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sweater weather

an incredibly heterosexual song, definitely the cis anthem wow imagine
"shes listening to sweater weather? wow she must be hetero."
by snakeybitch300 December 1, 2020
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weather hardon

Someone... most often a man who gets very excited by news reports or actual sightings of nasty weather.
That guy hear there's a storm coming he gets a weather hardon!
by lbadge August 13, 2003
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