ultimate human

the ultimate human is a sex move, whereas an individual has his hands, feet, and head, inside of 5 other individual's anuses. The individual who is preforming the ultimate human must be named Timothy Jordan

John: Hey buddy how was your night?
Tim: Yeah i pulled a wicked casual ultimate human on my son and his friends

by SpookBones February 8, 2018

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The Ultimate Movement

In times of scarcity, it is customary for a person and their counterpart to share a toilet. By sitting on the stool, legs slightly ajar and your counterpart sitting on your legs (reverse or standard, reverse preferred for increased camaraderie), this allows two people to evacuate their waste using a single toilet, simultaneously. Participating in such a movement results in time saved and strong personal bonds between two close friends.

"Things have really picked up around the office ever since Ron and I had the ultimate movement together." -Johnson

"Well Johnson, your idea worked, ever since our new bathroom policy went into effect we're getting orders out the door, morale is up, and I'm saving a fortune on that extra bathroom plan I scrapped." -Ron

by PleasedPatient December 3, 2019

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ultimate daddy

Pitbull..... that's it.

Pitbull is the ultimate daddy

by EvisceratedMuke March 31, 2020

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ultimate cuck

When you nut in a dudes wife while he’s watching, get her pregnant, and have them raise the kid.

“bro this couples been raising my kid for like five years”
“dude, you performed an ultimate cuck”

by Reeray July 14, 2020

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Ultimate Simp

hoes before bros 100% of the time

like a kai law

hes such a kai law

hes simping so much almost likes hes a kai law

hes simping oh wait its kai law im not surprised

hes an ultimate simp almost like kai law

by kais ex bros September 4, 2020

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