„So i gave my ugly piece of a Cumpdumpster some Subway and she came all over my latex gear, that demands severe punishment“
by RabbitZH August 16, 2021
Get the Subwaymug. by imtheonedontwayaton May 7, 2017
Get the subway cockmug. A game that needs ultimate focus and agility which can only be mastered by the greatest of the even greater. The fancy men blessed this game upon us year 2012 this is when the chosen ones rose to take care of with class.
Unknowing fool: omg! What’s that game I’ve never seen it
Mischievous genius: it is subway surf you bastard, now scram I can’t be seen with people of your knowledge class.
Same fool: but I only wanted to know what you were playing
Mischievous genius: you can’t get the gift you have to be born with if, every morning I wake and begin grinding subway surf. It’s not a choice you get chosen by the life style.
The fool: (too flabbergasted to even utter a word falls to his knees and prays in silence…..)
Mischievous genius: it is subway surf you bastard, now scram I can’t be seen with people of your knowledge class.
Same fool: but I only wanted to know what you were playing
Mischievous genius: you can’t get the gift you have to be born with if, every morning I wake and begin grinding subway surf. It’s not a choice you get chosen by the life style.
The fool: (too flabbergasted to even utter a word falls to his knees and prays in silence…..)
by Chevreentusiast May 9, 2022
Get the Subway surfmug. by Jake The Snake 🐍 April 18, 2018
Get the Subway Bandmug. Person 1: "Today I want to get HIV, should I go to a festival?"
Person 2: "Yea, just take the subway"
Person 2: "Yea, just take the subway"
by mynamearejeff May 7, 2018
Get the Subwaymug. noun - A single shot of alcohol take among good friends. Commonly taken as a group, often before or during a traditional drinking game.
Robert and his friends did a subway shot, then continued playing Street Fighter: III Strike and pregaming.
by DavidCiv December 25, 2010
Get the subway shotmug. The act of shoving a subway sandwich into the intestines of a partner's anus. Then giving them a unhealthy dose of laxatives and having the partner shit the sandwich either onto bread and eat it, or straight into the mouth of the other partner.
by ginormoarantouspenis March 26, 2022
Get the Belgian Subwaymug.