Check Flush

Flushing a second time after taking a big shit to see if it still flushes.

After that taco bell I had to do a check flush.

by Exponaut620 June 16, 2014

Flushed and Washed

Flushing and washing is the act of licking someone's asshole, often preceded by kissing and licking their ass cheeks and ass crack, and often accompanied by kissing and fingering their asshole. A true flush and wash enthusiast will also insert the tip of his or her tongue into the asshole of his or her partner. Flushing and washing is often considered a sign of respect, affection, and even love, because, as should be obvious, you don't stick your tongue up just anybody's ass.

Damn Kyle did you get flushed and washed last night? Youre in a great mood!

Hey Brendan can you take my shift on Monday? I don't know Maggie can you toss my salad?

by Blackstallion86 August 16, 2021

Max Flush

n. Max Flush Effect, The - The occurrence of "max flush" or "timing and acid and coincidences and shit".

n. Derived from a character in Bob's Burger's who stole a high tech talking toilet.

Having mentioned or thought of something that seems to occur either coincidentally or through the magical universal forces of the psychoactive drug LSD.
E.g. Berry: "Holy shit, remember that pug we joked about earlier, well, there it is!"

Tina: *gasp* "... it's The Max Flush Effect!"

by TheRockinBoxer October 11, 2018

Survival Flush

The act of flushing, often repeatedly, because of the horror of the odors you are now smothered in. A desperate act of self preservation, when you are well beyond the courtesy flush and simply need to make it out alive. Usually accompanied by statements like "what the hell did I eat" or "Oh god, just get me out of here."

Dude, I was hurting bad, I don't even care about how bad I wrecked the bowl, I was pulling survival flushes.

by tonysnc October 3, 2014

Blood Flush

When a woman's menstrual cycle cleanses her vagina for the next sexual partner.

It represents a much needed resetting of the vagina.

Nah we can't have sex for another week. She fucked her ex. I need that bitch to have a blood flush.

by D Seuss June 23, 2023

Preemptive Flush

Verb

To flush the toilet before one is done peeing.

Generally done if one is in a hurry.

Requires extreme skill to save the maximum amount of time- flush it too early, amd you will end up needing to flush again. TOo late, and you have wasted your time.

Preemptive Flush Example:
John, who was late for his college final, attempted to preemptively flush the toilet. Unfortunately, he flushed too early, and had to flush the toilet again. THe extra ten seconds this took caused him to be hit by a bus on his way to the test.

by cr101 December 6, 2009

flush nut

1) To hit a golf or tennis shot perfectly.
2) To nut all over your bitch!

Yo he flush nutted that golf shot!! Over 300 yards!

by Wenchslikemr June 21, 2016