The art of shitting a fiery turd at lightning speed. Often unexpected occurence, and often very painful. You won't be able to stand up for at least 5 minutes after releasing that bad boy.
"DUDE, I just passed this HUGE anus missile!!"
"That's fucking disgusting"
"It hurt like satan fucked me with a branding iron"
"Good fuck, that sounds ridiculous"
"it was, bro, it was"
"That's fucking disgusting"
"It hurt like satan fucked me with a branding iron"
"Good fuck, that sounds ridiculous"
"it was, bro, it was"
by TheSleeperThatHaunts April 26, 2016
Get the anus missile mug.by Poison53 January 25, 2018
Get the Bloody Anus mug.When you eat Taco Bell, the intestinal tract heats up, causing the rancid Taco Bell feces to melt into a highly combustible fluid, which is now completely liquified, which is then charged with the anal gases which have been heated into plasma, causing a turbocharged fart to shoot out liquid diarrhea into your pants, in which the Taco Bell diarrhea’s runny state causes the shit to run down your pants, with an intense and potent smell. A term coined and used by the Angry Video Game Nerd.
Guy 1: I suddenly don’t feel good.
Guy 2: I told you not to have that shredded chicken burrito from Taco Bell.
Guy 1: *shits his pants loudly*
Guy 2: OH MY GOD YOU HAVE ANUS GRAVY LEAKING OUT OF YOUR PANTS I FEEL LIKE I AM ABOUT TO PUKE BECAUSE IT SMELLS SO BAD!
Guy 1’s Girlfriend: You just got your anus gravy all over my new white pants! I am breaking up with you!
Guy 1, being unable to withstand the devastating effects of anus gravy, decided to hang himself in the school bathroom the next day.
Guy 2: I told you not to have that shredded chicken burrito from Taco Bell.
Guy 1: *shits his pants loudly*
Guy 2: OH MY GOD YOU HAVE ANUS GRAVY LEAKING OUT OF YOUR PANTS I FEEL LIKE I AM ABOUT TO PUKE BECAUSE IT SMELLS SO BAD!
Guy 1’s Girlfriend: You just got your anus gravy all over my new white pants! I am breaking up with you!
Guy 1, being unable to withstand the devastating effects of anus gravy, decided to hang himself in the school bathroom the next day.
by InternetSlangPhD January 3, 2021
Get the Anus gravy mug.The dark hole of winter between Jan 2nd and March 1st where no light shines and everything looks like shit.
by Bmckeat April 19, 2021
Get the Winter’s anus mug.When one's prolapsed anus becomes both sentient and shredded into a sort of multi tentacle-esque shape. Wiping becomes a problem. If it isn't a "bloody" mess, it is digesting Boba Fett.
Dude 1: Hey did you see the movie recently with anal dentata?
Dude 2: Yea dude, that was one heck of a sarlacc anus.
Dude 2: Yea dude, that was one heck of a sarlacc anus.
by Jeffgoldblum37 April 7, 2022
Get the Sarlacc Anus mug.Definition 1:When something is so gay you dont even want to talk about it
Definition 2: When gay people do it
Definition 2: When gay people do it
by Tarley May 2, 2007
Get the Gayness in the Anus mug.A polite way of saying "motherfucking asshole," as Oedipal refers to the "Oedipal Complex," in which a boy/man has feeling of romantic and/or sexual love for his mother. Oedipal, in turn, comes from "Oedipus," the character in the play by Sophocles, who grows up away from his mother and later marries her without knowing who she is and his relation to her.
Anus, of course, is that posterior anatomical orifice also known as the "asshole."
Anus, of course, is that posterior anatomical orifice also known as the "asshole."
by Leesky September 13, 2009
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