Thanos balls

big sexy purple zesty squid sacks that are typically wrinkly and saggy, and are known to attract and penetrate people of both genders.

1: omg did you see Thanos balls on that sex magazine?
2: you mean his big sexy purple zesty squid sacks? Oh yess!

by Mr. McNugget April 21, 2022

Thanos the jackass

he is me when im high

"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" Im crazy Thanos the jackass

by evan.floden May 15, 2019

The Thanos Principle

The act of halving any object, population, commodity, or even equation.

A: I applied the Thanos principle on a pizza yesterday!
B: Oh wow i heard you can also apply it to the grain stocks!

by ermahgeeeddd August 7, 2018

Thanos fist

A thanos fist is when you lick and put gushers on your knuckles like your hand is the infinity gauntlet then you proceed to fist your partner. Then, you’ll remove your fist and let the gusher ooz out the anus and eat the gushers out of the anus or on your knuckles. Finally, you get to lick the oozing candy from the anus

We got bored of regular sex so my partner and I thanos fisted and it turned into a sticky satisfying experience:)

by Montravago April 2, 2019

thanos truck

the most op thanos of all in all realms, and will destroy his opponent in one snap

THANOS TRUCK: did u hear about those truck battle? yeah he won with a snap right dude?

by LedgendŻ March 13, 2019

Dirty Thanos

when someone sticks a rubber duck into peanut butter and then up their gf's ass while squeezing it repeatedly .

I was bored so i pulled a Dirty Thanoswith my gf last night

by Siriuslyfkinswag June 18, 2021

Thanos Snap

To perform a "Thanos snap" or to have a "Thanos snap" performed is to reduce something by half.

Human1: Hey, did you know that over the next century global warming is going to give a Thanos snap to all life on earth?
Human2: No I didn't, well that sucks.

by Pancake Knight December 9, 2018