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Teresita

Beautiful, sweet, loves fashion and styles the band Why Dont We. She is motivational and inspirational and so so pretty! She also goes by bornorigingal.
Teresita is a motivating individual who styled why dont we for their music video trust fund baby.
by Marianne Gomez November 20, 2018
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Anus terd

The way shitkicking retards would spell "Anus Turd"
Two other definitions of "Anus Terd" were posted by shitkicking retards
by The Big G July 26, 2004
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terd face

by aaron October 23, 2003
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Mother Teresa

The act of resting/sleeping cocooned under the covers after a long session, in the style of Mother Teresa resting in her death bed (see CelebrityMorgue.com). This session could be after exercise/shagging/drinking. A mother teresa can last anything between two minutes and a day. It is most commonly used in dire situations, such as betweeen finishing a session and having a shower or eating.

M dot T always comes first.
1. Jack: 'Ahh man I had such a long shag last night, i'm in need of a serious M dot T'

2. Adam: 'I've only got two minutes until school, time for a mother teresa me thinks, otherwise those bitches are gonaa be on my back all day...'

2.Jack C: Man Jack B, all you do is Mother Teresa all day long, why are you so tired all day long?!'

JackB: It's because of all those Troff times i've been having.
by Back from the grave January 7, 2012
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Teresa

International unit of human beauty (Ter); defined s.t.:
1. 60% of the population register below 0.4 Teresa.

2. Only one woman registers a 1.0, She-Who-Need-Not-Be-Named.

3. A quantity greater than 1.0 Teresa can not be attributed to a single person.
e.g.
Outstanding Gent 1: “Who is that hot bitch over yonder, friend?”
Outstanding Gent 2: “Good eye, gent. That hot bitch must be edging on 0.8 Teresa; a rare find.”

Outstanding Gent 1: “What is that lump of shit in the corner, friend?”
Outstanding Gent 2: “Would not bang with a koala’s dick. I'd say no more than 1e-17 Ter., there.”
by yoc January 15, 2015
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Terdel Dove

An attractive female who often sneaks farts that mimick the calls of a Turtle Dove.
Setting: A boy and a girl on a date in a field
Activity: Birdwatching

Dialogue: Boy- "Did you hear that beautiful bird call?"
Girl- "Oh sorry, that was just my bottom."
Boy- "You bitch ass Terdel Dove."
by Chrob April 7, 2007
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Terdzilla

A very very big piece of shit. Even some Japenese people might mix it up with Godzilla since it is so big and ugly. But in reality its just a gigantous piece of shit.
Hey come and check out terdzilla in the bathroom in the A hall!!!
by Magnus Ver Magnison August 8, 2007
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