Technologically Retarded 

One who has no grasp of technology, no matter how times one has to explain how to use something electronic

Wife: Honey what button do I push to turn on the stereo
husband: You are so Technologically Retarded, press the Audio button

Technologically Retarded by RyeDawg II November 1, 2011

techmology 

slang term for technology {as used by Ali G)

{As in the Ali G show} Science, what is it all about - techmology what is that all about?

techmology by mak2675 July 18, 2005

teknology 

A modern varyant of the spelling technology with origins in the Greek "technologia" and commonly used by younger people.

I love the way teknology advances our enjoyment of the world.

teknology by Tektastic February 14, 2007

Technolotitis 

(definition)

1. The disease of the obsession over technology or the obsession of any modern tech.

He was diagnosed with Technolotitis.

Technolotitis by 📊 March 10, 2019

technologist 

A person who has a lot experience with a variety of computing technologies, including networking, sys admining, programming, and researching shit on the internet, and can very quickly pick up new technologies. Typically good at communicating and teaching.

The new, radical press organization in town is hiring a few staff technologist to train journalist on how to encrypt their emails.

technologist by rivergods April 1, 2015

technological rape 

the act of plugging the wrong cord into the wrong device. Usually occurs in the dark when your fumbling through a plethora of cords.

cell phone charger into ipod, ipod charger into laptop, laptop charger into cell phone = technological rape

technological rape by Skandar December 24, 2010

technogypsy 

Some who lives a mobile life using communications technology to allow teleworking from anywhere in the world.

technogypsy by Alien Entity September 22, 2002