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John Salley

John Thomas Salley (born May 16, 1964 in Brooklyn, New York) is a former professional basketball player in the NBA. Salley is the first player in NBA history to play on three different championship-winning franchises.

John Salley is now a regular guest on, "The Best Damn Sports show" where he consistently makes himself look like a douchebag. Although he was a more than adequate basketball player, hey may suffer from down syndrome. Recently his heterosexuality has come into question as well.
Conversation in relation to Barry Bonds cheating:

John Salley:
"Cheating is ok, everyone does it yo. Everyone stretches the pewamatas (parameters)."
Really Hot Lawyer chick:
"Yeah, and they usually pay the prices, because there are rules"
John Salley:
"you tellin' me you never go fitty five in a 50 zone?"
Really hot lawyer chick:
"yes, and thats why I have speeding tickets which I've payed!"
John Salley:
"haha..yo girl, you gotta change your groove"
by porneggs July 6, 2006
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Scallop

The act of hitting someone open palmed on the back of the head in an upwards motion. Often done in an attempt to annoy
Oi scallop him
Yeah allright
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Sally

Actually the best. Likes people who are strong like bull. Wild child makes her sad as it is factually incorrect, pheasant-face-plant her and she will not let you forget it.
Described by many as, a babe.
lover of all things irish
That is all
Sally
by mumfrdandsonsftw June 5, 2010
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Scallie

A scallie will definatly be from a council estate or a surrounding area. Traditionally they could be found outside their local off licence or chip shop. However they have now infested the earth as they have realeased that there life outside there holes. At times while walking the street all I can see is a sea of Burbury/Adidas/Nike and any other make of clothing that most people would only wear to the gym or not at all. They all smoke L&B and turn what ever the local dialect is into an incomprehendable noise. If you ever have the unfortunate experience of interacting with these inderviduals you will soon realise that they all talk complete shit. There shit usually involves an initial ice breaker of asking fo a fag, if this does not immediately happen it will in the following minutes then fighting, drinking or complete lies about how there distant family members own expensive sports cars or exotic homes will follow.WANKERS!!! More information on these fools can be found at www.chavscum.com
Most common interaction: "Got a fag, MATE?!"
by Middle Class Warrior January 6, 2005
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sally gunnell

golfing slang - a shot that is hit thin, i.e. the club hits the middle of the ball and not the bottom, making it go low to the ground but travels (or runs) a long way down the fairway. Sally Gunnell was a 400m hurdles runner for Great Britain in the 80's/90's and won gold at the 1992 Barcelona Olympics.
Sally Gunnell - ugly but a hell of a good runner

"bad tee shot mate, bit of a Sally Gunnell that one, you got away with it!"
by molby August 14, 2006
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scallops

a type of seafood that is boneless and is from a mollusk muscle.Scallops are white and round with a subtle taste. widely served are scallops wrapped in bacon which are very good, especially with a nice pairing side of dill horseradish sauce.they also come in various sizes.
scallops are good to eat wrapped in bacon and when they are fresh.
by evergreen imp June 14, 2008
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Sally

Eucalyptus stellulata - 'Black sally' is a form of Eucalyptus plant that was named after the Great Sally of Australia.
The sally thrives in cooler parts of Australia
by Sally22 October 11, 2008
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