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Swiftie

Taylor Swift, just at age 16 released her first self-titled album. Now at age 21 she just wrapped up her Speak Now World Tour U.S leg and has won CMA's Entertainer of the Year twice, 4 Grammys, first country artist to win a VMA, and many many more (146 nominations, won 90 of them roughly 2/3). And is the leading artist in the country.
A Swiftie is a person, guy, girl, man, woman, anyone who supports Taylor Swift in any way shape or form. A True Swiftie supports Taylor in every way, her music, her stage performances, her lyrics, her life, her personality, her choices. Swiftie is it's own definition, because its the best fan base in the world.

Plural: Swifties, Singlular: Swifty, Swiftie (personal prefrence)
A Swiftie will defend Taylor if one critizises her.

A Swiftie will support Taylor.
A Swiftie will help other Swifties.
A Swiftie will do anything for each other and Taylor.

A Swiftie follows the basic life rules of being a fan and a friend of the amazing Taylor Swift
by TrueSwiftie13 November 27, 2011
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Ditch the Bitch and make the Switch

Advice given to those unsure about their homosexuality by much wiser and hornier gay men!
"hey man ditch the bitch and make the switch.....come here cutie"
by ouijy February 9, 2004
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Mampi Swift

A legendary drum & bass DJ and head of Charge Recordings who started his career in the early 90s. Known for very technical and precise mixing as well as being able to drop multiple tracks at the same time known as double- or tripledrops (depends on the number of tracks).
The DJ was on fire, dropping five tunes at the same time like Mampi Swift!
by ben masters June 27, 2013
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Swiftlifter

A swiftlifter is a person of male sex, who very easily gets an erection. In some countries, such as America and Britain, this is seen upon as a blessing, because the average dudes there cant get an erection; normally the girls are to fat and/or ugly.

In countries like Norway and Sweden, on the other hand, it is seen upon as a curse. That is because all the girls there are hawt, so guys have no prob getting erections. In these countries, a swiftlifter is considered as a desperate fuck who aint gettin some.
1# Dude, check that lucky mofo out! He has erections like all the time! How does he do it, its like, all the girls here are ugly! He is like a total swiftlifter! OMG, I envy him soo much dudes!!

2# Folks, check that desperate fuck out! He looks like he never had some, he has like a constant erection! Its a swiftlifter, OMG!! Poor mofo.. I feel like sorry for him, my nordic fellows.
by Dwugadwang November 15, 2009
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switch bitch

We are getting too many phone calls coming in, where is the switch bitch?
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jesus swift

"i'm sorry the old jesus swift can't come to the phone right now."
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Switch-Out

Someone who has plans with you but then decides to blow you off at the last minute to do something else without you.
Tyler was supposed to chill with us at corys tonight but instead he decided to be a switch-out and chill with his girlfriend kelly.
by Steve Reilly, Jon Shidler February 13, 2009
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