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Sweaty Ankles

(noun) The act of masturbating as described by the perspiration one gets in the ankle area, due in a large portion to one's vigor and/or pulled-down pants.
Adam: Where's Dylan?
Rob: Giving himself sweaty ankles.

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"I have no girlfriend/boyfriend, I'm horny as fuck, so I'm gonna go home and sweat my ankles."
by JackNarrator June 12, 2008
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sweaty teddy

After a night of unsatisfying sex, the guy blows his load onto his bare chest. The girl then rolls over and gives him a hug. Assuming the guy is just very hot, the girl may or may not say "wow, you're really sweaty".
"dude that girl could not get me off to save her life, so i ended up giving her a sweaty teddy."
by it really happened January 7, 2008
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Sweaty

The stereotypical sweaty wears baggy trousers or skate jeans with a hoody or t-shirt with their favourite band's name (e.g Green Day) or a brand (Etnies, DC, Quicksilver). These are usually worn with a pair of skate shoes or converse. However,chavs use the word sweaty as an insult to anybody who likes any guitar-based music, whether it be McFly or Slipknot.
The chav will say: "ewwww ya listenin 2 Busted, SWEATY!!!11"3265921 LOLZERZ!!1222378Onetwo"
by Natalie December 29, 2004
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Sweaty Sack Syndrome (a.k.a. S. S. S)

When one genital sack is becomes sweaty and adjutated. this can result in a rash.
GUY:God Damn S. S. S.
GIRL:Ewww
by Stiffanie June 10, 2005
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Sweaty

To be very upset about a situation.
I'm so sweaty about my team loosing today!
by thesuz November 13, 2014
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Sweaty-Crumpet

A sweaty attractive person. Search Crumpet for more detail on that.
Man-Where have you been all day?
Playboy girl-I've been down the gym working out!
Man-Urghhh I can smell you a mile away you sweaty-crumpet!
by JaygeGreen May 26, 2009
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sweaty gas tank

(Noun) Term coined in Houston Texas at the winter weekend BBQ. When about to engage in coitus with a Thai lady boy you reach down and slowly slide your finger into an inside out urethra. You then wipe your hands on a dirty rag
“Hey Greg, how hot was that Thai chick?”
“Man, that wasn’t a chick. I just got a sweaty gas tank
by DDC ATL November 11, 2017
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