sweaty pussy

a girl who spends a ridiculous amount of time getting ready in the morning. they look like they tried on everything in their closet before going out.

damn, did you that girl's outfit and how much makeup she had on? what a sweaty pussy.

by thistinybox November 6, 2011

sweaty weiner

what your weiner is after jacking off to gay porn. you also have a sweaty weiner after t bagging your cat in the face or, dipping it in a bowl of hot frying oil, which is the stupidest god damn thing i`ve ever heard of.

how come you have a sweaty weiner Juan? i told you to lay off the gay porn.

by Hot cox October 18, 2009

Sweaty Asian

a person from asia known as an asian who is very sweaty

Look at that sweaty asian

by somw guy March 5, 2009

sweaty tits

Acute condition that strikes women during and after exercise, or during sexual activity. When excessive perspiration appears on and between the breasts.

Dude 1: "I hooked up with Lisa last night."
Dude 2: "Did you suck on those big melons?"
Dude 1: "Hell nath, it was 90 degrees out, she had sweaty tits."

by kansascitymark August 14, 2008

sweaty whore

pretty self explaining really..
a slutty whore.
gets around. you know.

(Ryan Dunn) "That Sweaty Whore!"

by Xraykat January 28, 2007

Sweaty Quarter

When one thoroughly dips their choad in candle wax of their favorite scent and vigorously strikes a female in the twat with it for twenty-five minutes.

Male: "Hey, would you like a sweaty quarter?"

Female: "Only if you use cinnamon scented candle wax."

Male: "Right on!"

by Gnarfish&Jeevvz August 22, 2009

sweaty mom

A soccer mom who is always on the go and is always sweaty and pissed off. Shes always in a rush and usually about to have her breaking point.

Me: "Hey mom can I go get some chips?"
Mom: "NO NO NO!!! I HAVE YOGA AND IM SO SICK OF YOU!!!!!! AFTER THAT YOU'RE COMING WITH ME TO THE GROCERY SHOP TO GET SOME KALE!!!!"
Me: {oh no shes turned into a sweaty mom}

by AWESOMESAWS12 June 16, 2018