swear on your hair

To emphasise a meaning of something true.

"I was so blocked last nite mate"
"Swear on your hair"

by mattyni October 20, 2008

swear police

An individual, usually an adult, who scorns upon the youth who curse in public.

boy 1: "Fuck this shit, hoe!"
teacher: "Hey! Think you're cool and all using language like that?"
boy 2: "You have the swear police after you, nigga!"

by Brexle February 6, 2010

And in that moment, I swear we were infinite.

An over used quote on Tumblr.

And in that moment, I swear we were infinite.

by sbnine January 6, 2011

swear words

~cool.
~good for using when you are pissed off.
~a great gift from hell.
~(weird people think they are) offensive (google search for "The history of the F-Word Movie" play it, and you'll find swearing not offensive)

they said 459,065,936 swear words in that movie.
so bitch???

by why cant i have a name i want??? May 11, 2006

Seahawked

To steal someones phone whith out them knowing and hack into their facebook page and write an embarrassing profile status.

Did you see Johnnys facebook today? His status said "I just shit my pants in my new car and now the seats are ruined"... hahaha!! He totally got Seahawked by Kara!

by angiesdancin July 19, 2011

Slobber Swear

The Slobber Swear is the only way to determine the truth out of your loved one. A Slobber Swear is more promising than any "Swear to God", "Straight Up", "Right Hand Up", "Swear on Graves" or even the overrated "Pinky Promise". A Slobber Swear is an act that only a couple can perform. A Slobber Swear is performed when one does not believe the other and they will touch tounges (and maybe some slobber) to ensure 100% trust in eachother!

Guy- "Babe I promise I didn't know!!"
Girl- "How can I trust you?"
Guy- "I Swear to God!"
Girl- "Don't believe you!"
Guy- "I Pinky Promise"
Girl- "Liar!"
Guy- "I Slobber Swear!!" (Reaches out toungue)
Girl- (Connects with her toungue) "Aww! I should've trusted you"

by GR3CH June 10, 2011

the seahorse

a decrepit, vile, piss ridden bar located in dundalk, md..usually claims home to the most disgusting of the alcoholic residents/ pill poppers/ hot mustard willys, the bathroom is always covered with the smell of failure and obesity. and piss. the beer is over priced, the women are over weight and the men are over confident and most commonly wear shirts that are way too tight and reek of over bearing wal-mart cologne.. strippers frequent this fine establishment to purchase goods from the many drug dealers that hang out. also be careful who you buy a drink for as most of the consumers are underage.. the best part is the cops hang out right outside and often lock people up right on either side of the bridge for dui but people still go there...all in all the seahorse is a fantastic place to not go to

hey dom you want to go to the seahorse tonight....?

nah jack, i just got a dui last week right out side of that shit ass bar!!!

by crzywhtboyjack66 September 13, 2011