Spit or Swallow

A game invented by Australian larakins by which one person has a mouth full of liquid and the other(s) attempt to make them laugh so hard they either:

a) spit out the liquid
or
b) swallow the liquid and choke a little in the process.

In an attempt to avoid a spit or swallow she bent onver in an attempt to hold it in, only to be forehad wacked by his penis which made her spit it all out.

by ladypebs March 12, 2011

swallowed the hog

when a gal gives ya head

Chap 1: why are you on my door step at 6 AM??
Chap 2: I've come with the best news regarding the woman I've been courting!
Chap 1: Wot then??
Chap 2: she's swallowed the hog!!
Chap 1: you slimy bastard! congrats!

by lnglvthnwflsh January 31, 2017

swallow-a-banana

The act of deep throating. You know, cock choking. Sausage snarfing. Dicking deep, as it were. Pushing something nice and phallic way the fuck down your throat. Side effects may include an ache in your trachea and cum in your mouth (gross!).

Mary beat Joe in the swallow-a-banana contest.

by Franz Liebkind February 9, 2009

african swallow fireball

when a black man cums in a red heads mouth and then shits in her mouth and she swallows it.

I gave my girl an african swallow fireball last night

by jizzumglaze55 August 2, 2010

Swallowing dust

When a female performs oral sex on a man over the age of sixty.

Tina got promoted after swallowing dust all summer.

by ticklepanties August 6, 2013

Swallow a joke book

To describe when a person is humorous for a lengthy period of time.

Everything that guy said was funny, did he swallow a joke book or something?!?

Also can be replaced by 'dictionary' for someone who says words that no-one understands.

by alimccarley October 9, 2008

Knob Swallower

Someone who really pisses you off. Undertakes homo activites.

Adam: "Jonny shagged Paul's missus last night!"

Steve: "He's a fuckin' knob Swallower!"

by BallBagBob September 7, 2009